Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

[TorquieTwoBeers]

lmao they tried to cuff him but couldn't corral him. Picture a bunch of cops chasing a greased up pig at the county fair.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Pure speculation but I think the one and only sealed exhibit is the faucet video lmfao

I didn't even read that part and I knew ECF No. 30 was referring to the faucet footage when I saw it in the opening summary haha what else could it possibly be?

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Wait so Rick emailed the cops just to tell them they didn't hand cuff him? What was the fucking point of doing that?

"Haha you couldn't handcuff me despite your best efforts, please remove that from the reporT"? What a fucking pain in the ass lol

 

[Honey Badger]

Rick winning a million dollars will be well worth it if we get footage of his micropenis. Hahahahaha.

I will not stop protesting until every man, woman, and child on Twitter has seen Rick’s penis. This is my publicly stated goal

 

[Suetonius]

As Rick is accusing them of using excessive force and being dicks about the whole thing, it would benefit the cops to keep the footage sealed, but it would benefit Rick to release it. Can the footage be included in the evidence and not made public just because Rick doesn't want us to see it?

You’re a literal fucking idiot. Yeah, if bodycams are unsealed, magically Pat would somehow obtain them. And magically Pat would also post them to…own his trolls or something? I’m sure the courts will just let you post the opposing sides evidence on social media.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I will not stop protesting until every man, woman, and child on Twitter has seen Rick’s penis. This is my publicly stated goal

Can we get a topless photo of your girl's jugs if we see the Faucet?

 

[SFWA liaison]

count 1 out because nobody knew back then

he could re-submit count 1 but the judge is saying don't bother

count 2&3 out as to the City because there was no established "pattern" policymakers ignored

but the cops are still on the hook

count 4, 5, 6 and 7 go forward

 

[Jenna]

I skimmed through the brief on KF, and I'm a below-average idiot who has seen a couple episodes of Suits, but my two takeaways from it were:

1. The judge still sees Rick as a special WHYUS boy and perfect little angel who is never to blame for anything. Which tbf the MPD needs to prove but I guess they figured qualified immunity would be all they needed. The judge seems to conclude that Patrick was a bit frustrated but otherwise respectful and calm during all these interactions, thus the officers had no probable cause to search his property. The reality is he was belligerent, probably drunk, screaming threats at the officers and lunging at them.

2. The case seems mostly to be about the officer's prior awareness that this was a "swatting location", which is why the first count was dismissed. The issue is if the police ever went "hey another call to that Tomlinson prick's house, let's go over and fuck with him again". But I'm not sure how Patrick intends to prove this is the case unless some idiot cop said so much while wearing a bodycam. If all Patrick has is his narcissistic "I know what everybody else is thinking and don't have to prove anything" reasons as to why the police were targeting him, his case is dead. As it is, Satistfy Monell has become the new Satisfy Krinsky, and once again I don't see any reasonable way how Rick could get satisfaction.

 

[SFWA liaison]

1. The judge still sees Rick as a special WHYUS boy and perfect little angel who is never to blame for anything. Which tbf the MPD needs to prove but I guess they figured qualified immunity would be all they needed.

I'm anal but I think as to whether to grant the dismissal or not the judge has to take Pat's facts at face value

 

[RickReternal]

lmao they tried to cuff him but couldn't corral him. Picture a bunch of cops chasing a greased up pig at the county fair.

I’m spitting nails that Pat’s emailed claim that he was too tough to cuff got accepted and put in a legal document. It’s obviously gaytarded and not important but it still annoys me.

For the record, Richard: The cops demonstrated that they are well-trained professionals of good judgment when, rather than using force to restrain you seconds after you screamed a million-dollar lawsuit threat, they let your flabby, weak body continue to jiggle free. They saw clearly what you were trying to do and did not play into your bullshit. Get fucked. I hope it’s what loses you the lawsuit.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I’m spitting nails that Pat’s emailed claim that he was too tough to cuff got accepted and put in a legal document. It’s obviously gaytarded and not important but it still annoys me.

For the record, Richard: The cops demonstrated that they are well-trained professionals of good judgment when, rather than using force to restrain you seconds after you screamed a million-dollar lawsuit threat, they let your flabby, weak body continue to jiggle free. They saw clearly what you were trying to do and did not play into your bullshit. Get fucked. I hope it’s what loses you the lawsuit.

"Mmmm no, I wasn't handcuffed because I'm a real life tough guy who doesn't take shit from pigs... excuse my language, sir."

 

[NoBacon]

A trial would be the best outcome, even if he wins some amount of sum of money, however substantial - he will use it in some unforeseen hilarious way.

We can not lose.

 

[Jenna]

I'm anal but I think as to whether to grant the dismissal or not the judge has to take Pat's facts at face value

MPD's lawyers really need to prove Rick was belligerent and they simply haven't yet. Rick's always going to claim to be perfect and blameless and you're right, the judge will have to take that at face value and consider the case through that lens.

That's why qualified immunity wasn't automatically evoked, because the case as presented is a calm and rational Patrick going "c'mon guys, this again?" The judge even brings up multiple examples of police interfering when they go to a domestic violence call and can tell the wife is being threatened to say everything is fine and she can't remember why she called 911.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Next season is looking good.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

lmao they tried to cuff him but couldn't corral him. Picture a bunch of cops chasing a greased up pig at the county fair.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Can anyone come up with a scenario where it makes sense to email the cops and tell them they failed to handcuff you?

I don't understand.

The logic behind that continues to elude me.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Can anyone come up with a scenario where it makes sense to email the cops and tell them they failed to handcuff you?

I don't understand.

The logic behind that continues to elude me.

Tomlinson's Law dictates that when presented with a set of options, Patrick will always choose a new and more absurd option.

 

[wbgreen]

The cops couldn’t handcuff him because he’s too fat.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Tomlinson's Law dictates that when presented with a set of options, Patrick will always choose a new and more absurd option.

I believe the law states: Imagine the most absurd option and then wait for Rick to do something more absurd.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I believe the law states: Imagine the most absurd option and then wait for Rick to do something more absurd.

This is definitely more accurate.