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Ricky does not react well when confronted on his lies, oinks hard.

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You know who else was a bull rider?
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Want to hear some weapons grade cringe? The very last time I did a "My dad's a this!" boyhood lie, was when I heard someone say "wouldnt wu-tang fighting be cool if that were a thing?" Yes, I literally said my dad was a black belt in wu-tang. I dont think I was even 10 years old yet. It was so fuckin bad that I never lied about anything pointless like that ever again.
That reminds me of when i was 8 and accidentally confused the name of my dads band with the RAMONEs and said he was the guitarist in the band. Not an intentional lie but a lie nonetheless. Fuck was that cringe.
 
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