Ricky does not react well when confronted on his lies, oinks hard.

[Antwan2]

Dans already dead?

 

[SFWA liaison]

You know who else was a bull rider?

 

[StlakerFatti]

yo soy no prono

Sí!
Yo soy retención de semeño par cinque horas, estan muy beneficado por mí mentalidad.

 

[RoTheHo69]

my dad was a black belt in wu-tang.

USSSSSSS

 

[porquedealer]

"My brother and I's"
From a writer.
So fat.

It's clear that his former peers were just humoring the drooling oaf.

 

[lil chud]

Writer's tip: when you quote someone you should actually quote them, not misspell what they wrote.
#amwriting

 

[guest]

Want to hear some weapons grade cringe? The very last time I did a "My dad's a this!" boyhood lie, was when I heard someone say "wouldnt wu-tang fighting be cool if that were a thing?" Yes, I literally said my dad was a black belt in wu-tang. I dont think I was even 10 years old yet. It was so fuckin bad that I never lied about anything pointless like that ever again.

That reminds me of when i was 8 and accidentally confused the name of my dads band with the RAMONEs and said he was the guitarist in the band. Not an intentional lie but a lie nonetheless. Fuck was that cringe.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

You know who else was a bull rider?
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Imagine seeing that as a husband and not immediately pulling her off and attacking the guy. Pat stood there grinning nervously and pretending not to see it. FAGGOT!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Imagine seeing that as a husband and not immediately pulling her off and attacking the guy. Pat stood there grinning nervously and pretending not to see it. FAGGOT!

You better stop fondling my wife by 12pm Monday or else!

 

[quasi101]

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