Ricky does not react well when confronted on his lies, oinks hard.

[RobertMewler]

He isn’t even addressing what the pest is saying! No once cares whether or not his dad rode bulls. It’s the very SPECIFIC mention of the PBR which is verifiably FALSE

FUCK

Dude, I fucking hate him over this lol.

 

[Harry Powell]

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UNCLE CLOWN

I wonder how he would react if we found out the uncles name, and said the Uncle was a varsity athlete in the real PBR, unlike Tommy.

 

[RobertMewler]

Pretty much any state west of the Mississippi has a bull riding culture. Probably biggest in Wyoming, Montana and Idaho but Colorado certainly has it. The Dakotas and all of the upper midwest as well.

There are also surprising outliers like Daylon Swearingen from upstate NY and there was one dude from the Bronx.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Dude, I fucking hate him over this lol.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Him ignoring the fact he lied about his gay dad being in the PBR for years makes me irrationally angry.

The athlete brother is my favorite one.

His father being in the PBR is a deranged lie on the level of “My dad is a badass so i’m a badass too!” like some legitimate 6 year old shit. “MY DAD IS COOLER THAN YOUR DAD”

But Kyle not being an athlete is a lie to make his brother seem shittier than he is. And we all fucking know he was an athlete so why the fuck does he even deny this other than to imply his “little brother” is a worthless piece of shit compared to him.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

UNCLE CLOWN

Holy shit, a new familial side character!!? This month of Patposting is unparalleled.

 

[RickReternal]

I have no prono

With the needless quotes, no less. Change, Pat. And by “chnage” I mean **** ********.

 

[Turry Fawks]

The NFR is a MASSIVE event and is broadcast globally. Interesting how he's lied about his family being professional bull riders, but he's never mentioned the NFR, his family competing in the NFR, or ever attending NFR. If his lies were true he'd have attended at least one NFR event and there would have been selfies.

Niggers faggots and retards?

 

[DominusOdium]

Is he implying he killed Dan Mullen?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is he implying he killed Dan Mullen?

Would be pretty cool if he did

 

[DominusOdium]

Would be pretty cool if he did

If you thought explaining this place to people was difficult before, wait until you're trying to explain how we called a failed author fat so many times that he murdered a podcast host after nobody took seriously the swattings he paid a fat indian broad who was in the Gay Niggers to do so he could sue the police and pay back the money he was lent to sue the owner of the forum where we call him fat.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Dude, I fucking hate him over this lol.

I really like that he threw otr trucker in there like that's some badass job to have when the biggest dangers are falling asleep at the wheel, VD from lot lizards, and obesity and spine issues from sitting on their ass all day.

 

[RobertMewler]

I really like that he threw otr trucker in there like that's some badass job to have when the biggest dangers are falling asleep at the wheel, VD from lot lizards, and obesity and spine issues from sitting on their ass all day.

We already know Tommy Tomlinson has driven drunk, crashed into another vehicle and caused injuries to the other passengers. The man is a menace.

 

[AliceWorquer]

"Dan's life has already come to an end" fucking killed me. This cant be real.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

We already know Tommy Tomlinson has driven drunk, crashed into another vehicle and caused injuries to the other passengers. The man is a menace.

He also had a life of varied careers that are mostly well paying yet pat claims they grew up poor. I'm starting to doubt he was a homosexual prostitute or even that he did it for free, he was probably a prolific john on the gay rodeo circuit and left no money for the wife and kids. Very shamefurr.

 

[Guff]

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Yes, Uncle Tito Tomlinson. He was mainly in charge of placing Tommy’s “Business” cards in bathroom stalls. However, when called upon, he could gobble with the best of them.

 

[kingship75]

Would be pretty cool if he did

Could be a nice surprise from the writers of da show. Slapstick comedy replaced with another, better, courtroom drama.

Law & Order: PIG

 

[Steve Ramone]

Tommy's brothers asshole is called the black hole both because of its endless hunger and what he filled it with.

 

[The Talking Dead]

We already know Tommy Tomlinson has driven drunk, crashed into another vehicle and caused injuries to the other passengers. The man is a menace.

To be fair he was late for his next gloryhole appointment when that happened. "THOSE COCKS AINT GONNA SUCK THEMSELVES!! I'M ON A SCHEDULE HERE!" he was heard screaming at the time of the incident.

 

[Pogo-The-Clown]

Him ignoring the fact he lied about his gay dad being in the PBR for years makes me irrationally angry.

Tommy was probably in the Prison Bull Riding rodeo shows they did years ago