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Rick's yard looks like shit

WifeStoreWill

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I just Google earthed Rick's address (it doesn't seem like street view risked the death of their driver going through that hood). Does anyone know what that ratty business building next door to the hovel is? Maybe we can buy it and make it a clubhouse.


Boy I wish I lived 36 inches from an $850 apartment. We’re so jealous of your awesome life, Rick.
 

Coonskin

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Boy I wish I lived 36 inches from an $850 apartment. We’re so jealous of your awesome life, Rick.

I still remember some nigger living there started swearing at me because I didn’t acknowledge him when I had my hands cupped with pepperoni
 

Chive Turkey

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"Tomatoes are doing well this year"

No shit. Tomatoes are one of the easiest things to grow in a garden. I knew someone who randomly had a tomato plant sprout from a crack in the concrete in the back yard. Some animal must have shat out a seed that got into the crack. It was still going strong as of a year ago. It's one step up from saying "the weeds are doing well this year."
"The rosemary bushes are flourishing. Grabbed some nettles to make tea with."

Does he want to larp as a man's man or an 85 year old English grandma? I can't keep it straight
It's just Britpat rearing his ugly, culture appropriating head again. And of course he does it all wrong anyway, always conspicuously referring to his "breakfast tea". He's probably under the assumption that tea drinking is some highly ritualized process, when in reality the average Angloid pounds that shit like it's water without much ceremony. British unionized labour has a reputation for being hard to work with because they take so many tea breaks a day.
 

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Boy I wish I lived 36 inches from an $850 apartment. We’re so jealous of your awesome life, Rick.
The 2nd link does have street view too. It's funny Rick never shows that side of the house except for when he put in those shitty new steps. He feels much more comfortable in that back alley where he has the pit for his shitty vehicles.
 
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"The rosemary bushes are flourishing. Grabbed some nettles to make tea with."


It's just Britpat rearing his ugly, culture appropriating head again. And of course he does it all wrong anyway, always conspicuously referring to his "breakfast tea". He's probably under the assumption that tea drinking is some highly ritualized process, when in reality the average Angloid pounds that shit like it's water without much ceremony. British unionized labour has a reputation for being hard to work with because they take so many tea breaks a day.
Yeah, no Brit says "breakfast tea." It's just tea. PG Tips, Yorkshire, Tetley. Twining's if you're a ponce. Earl Grey if you're a homosexual. White with 2 sugars if you're a builder. Like you say, no one gives it much thought. Stick the kettle on, make a brew, drink it, move on.

The constant tea breaks with workmen is just laziness and one of the reasons (along with doing shoddy work and overcharging for it) why Polish immigrant labourers cleaned up when they came over. They'll install a new kitchen in 3 days, take half an hour for lunch and leave it looking like a showroom for two thirds of the price of the British builders who'll take two weeks because they stop every couple of hours for a tea break.
 

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I've never lived in a ghetto as bad as ricks.

Nice 6 figures, stupid.


Boy I wish I lived 36 inches from an $850 apartment. We’re so jealous of your awesome life, Rick.
$850 in milwaukee? haha holeeee shit. No need to see pictures of the tenants, I know exactly what they all look like.

The equivalent here is probably $100-200 cheaper, and gets you rave reviews like "roaches everywhere, no amount of pesticide will get rid of them." and "other tenants smoke weed on the stairwell, threatened to stab me when i asked them politely to stop" or "took 3 months to get the landlord to get a repairman to come look at the a/c unit. its still broken"
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Yeah, no Brit says "breakfast tea." It's just tea. PG Tips, Yorkshire, Tetley. Twining's if you're a ponce. Earl Grey if you're a homosexual. White with 2 sugars if you're a builder. Like you say, no one gives it much thought. Stick the kettle on, make a brew, drink it, move on.

The constant tea breaks with workmen is just laziness and one of the reasons (along with doing shoddy work and overcharging for it) why Polish immigrant labourers cleaned up when they came over. They'll install a new kitchen in 3 days, take half an hour for lunch and leave it looking like a showroom for two thirds of the price of the British builders who'll take two weeks because they stop every couple of hours for a tea break.
Fawk, I’ve only ordered earl grey over there FAWK
 
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