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Rick's yard looks like shit

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eggfeller said:
why aren’t you using the chairs, pat? too afraid they can’t support your weight? they’re just lawn ornaments now. he might as well get some of those ragdoll scarecrows & position them there like some bored old lady. i will see those chairs burned before i leave this earth
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It really is a testament to how shitty they are that they haven't been stolen by any of the Section 8 nig nogs next door.
 
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BigBeanFatty said:
"Tomatoes are doing well this year"

No shit. Tomatoes are one of the easiest things to grow in a garden. I knew someone who randomly had a tomato plant sprout from a crack in the concrete in the back yard. Some animal must have shat out a seed that got into the crack. It was still going strong as of a year ago. It's one step up from saying "the weeds are doing well this year."
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Lol we’re so mean to Rick. He’s a real piece of shit though so it’s fine.
 
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EraGodless said:
Woke up quick- at about noon
Just thought I had to be in Hooli's soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my Nikki starts bitchin' about Quasi again
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Drivin down the street in my V4
Jockin the trannys, peepin the mos
Went to hoolie's to order some soup
Some fried cheese curds and some meatloaf too
 
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LeapYearRavioliCap said:
I like the stack of 2x4 cut offs in the purely decorative fire pit, because fat couldn't be bothered to get 4 pieces of actual firewood, or clean up after himself in the not laziest way.
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Everything pat does is staged. Down to making it look like he actually uses that fire pit by placing a stack of wood he will never burn. As long as xitter thinks he is living the dream. Thats all that matters to him.
 
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Norma Buster's Beefers said:
Apparantly noon=morning tea/coffee time for Rick. Please keep drinking every night, fatso.
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I look at somehting like this and I think two things

One. Is this what winning looks like? Victory is never being able to live a normal boring ass life like every other millennial social media addict posting about your food, or your yard, or haircut without being endlessly heckled and having your life's failures brought up every day because you spent every waking moment puffing your ample chest up and trying to beat the entire internet at its own game? If, tomorrow, Dan and Quasi and Boomia were all incarcerated for crimes against the pork industry, it wouldn't stop. It would amp up in a big and even less controlled manner because the reality is, 99% of what Fat calls stalking is isn't. It's saying insulting shit online about an abrasive, argumentative and hostile public figure that almost nobody likes. That's not illegal, or Pigboy would've been locked up for hundreds of posts about Trump.

And two, this type of thing is all Patrick's fault. His never retreat, never surrender sci fi movie horseshit won't let him lock the comments, or make a white list for his text messages or JUST. IGNORE. IT. What's the first thing everybody who later "turns on him" says? Well why didn't you just block it? Or ignore it? Or change your number? He never has a good answer except that this would be a retreat and he can't let the idiots ever even slightly change his behavior or it interrupts his narcissistic fantasy that the world revolves solely around him if even a little variation occurs then the gravitational forces aren't solely up to his command.

The same thing that won't let him "lose" by turning off his comments or ignoring a text calling him a FFWBT is the same reason he's likely to end up in jail. 100% the payment plan was Big Niks idea but that little voice of unearned self-deification in his mind realized that it would mean he had to obey the courts, his wife, his lawyers, the law, common sense and the people that he had wronged by dragging the into court because he can't take a joke. And the Pig God doesn't obey anyone but himself.
 
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