• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

Rdrk

Forum Clout
1,404
Fire-Shot-Capture-059-Patrick-Spooky-Tomlinson-on-X-cozzmo73-He-is-a-Craigslist-user-who-x-com.png
"We have no recourse." Rick sounds so defeated... But I don't feel sorry for him, cause he's a dick.
 

DougOutDoug

OA Army General
Forum Clout
2,525
Household Renovation Project Rick who just supposedly replaced the boards on his porch can't put a simple chain on his patio furniture to deter theft. It's not letting the idiots win, it's being proactive and diligent in an urban setting where random thieves might take your shit.
 

Jesse Ventura

Access to the debates
Forum Clout
9,064
Rick alters his story to try and claim the most victim or tough guy points. He is such a lying cunt.

We are a few lost souls, or we are a “cult” of 100s.

He knows who we are and we are going to prison. He has no information on anyone and is helpless.

He’s been swatted 50 times and lives in fear. He yells at cops and had them scared.

He’s a tough guy who will spoon feed us our own teeth. He needs a police escort to walk by a portly Bostonian midget.

He is the most transparently hateable person on the planet. People who support/believe him are beyond retarded.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
Forum Clout
123,890
Leaving the umbrella base is shitty. One time I put up a futon for free and a couple kids came by for it and were going to leave the mattress and I was like "So you get something out of me for free and I still have to pay to get of the mattress? You see how that's a good deal for you and a bullshit fuckaround for me? Take all of it or leave it."
 

DominusOdium

Unreasonably loud, boisterous and intoxicated
Forum Clout
45,118
110% Pat did this so there would be a OMG PHYSICAL STALKING event fresh on his timeline right in time for his big podcast release. He's not even attempting to hide this, he posted them literally at the same time.

1000014926.jpg


Less than 30 minutes between these posts. Understand MOST SWATTED SPECIAL BOY is his brand and this is, in his mind, promotion.
 

Udders

ADVANCED Digital Veteran
Forum Clout
48,807
110% Pat did this so there would be a OMG PHYSICAL STALKING event fresh on his timeline right in time for his big podcast release. He's not even attempting to hide this, he posted them literally at the same time.

View attachment 229161

Less than 30 minutes between these posts. Understand MOST SWATTED SPECIAL BOY is his brand and this is, in his mind, promotion.
So he false flags himself and actually arranged for someone he knows to grab his stuff temporarily, which is desperately hilarious, or he actually got his own shit taken which is even more funny.
 
Top