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Steve Ramone

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Exactly. Every tard who goes to prison and says they are innocent deep down believed they had found the loophole to not get caught, until they got caught. Like a dumb buddy of mine who was convinced the key to not paying your taxes is just never let the IRS know you aren't paying. See! If you never get caught, you must not be guilty!

Hell even OJ went to prison stealing back shit that was his, because he was still committing robbery


why don't you give it a try then and report back.
It's like the Jews with the automatic elevator. You really think you're gonna get away with a technicality with god? Enjoy Hell.
 

RickReternal

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It's like the Jews with the automatic elevator. You really think you're gonna get away with a technicality with god? Enjoy Hell.
I disagree. The OT God and the Jews are highly adversarial and constantly reaffirming the covenant after betrayals of varying degrees and resulting catastrophic punishments. It’s not a happy situation, not at all. Those people now gently disrespecting their god with technicalities after all the crazy shit he’s pulled on them seems both suicidally brave and extremely funny. If that god has developed a sense of humor over the years, he’d have to laugh.
 

PorqueDealer

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There's some time like monthly or annually or something where they're not supposed to use technology, so they set up lights on timers

No timers to jew god anymore. They found a better jewier way. They invented a light switch that is designed to have a mechanical component, they flip the mechanical switch and then that activates the electrical part. The inventor then went to jew court to get it officially recognized as a thing (after patenting it) and was allowed to sell it with the jew star of approval.

 

Steve Ramone

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No timers to jew god anymore. They found a better jewier way. They invented a light switch that is designed to have a mechanical component, they flip the mechanical switch and then that activates the electrical part. The inventor then went to jew court to get it officially recognized as a thing (after patenting it) and was allowed to sell it with the jew star of approval.


They must think god is a retard.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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No timers to jew god anymore. They found a better jewier way. They invented a light switch that is designed to have a mechanical component, they flip the mechanical switch and then that activates the electrical part. The inventor then went to jew court to get it officially recognized as a thing (after patenting it) and was allowed to sell it with the jew star of approval.


No wonder God hates them
 

Turry Fawks

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Wow that's fucking stupid. Apparently it's because god said not to light a fire on that day or some shit?
They think they're not supposed to labor at all on the Sabbath but they take it to an autistic extent. Christ healed a man on the sabbath and the Pharisees and priests lost their minds over it.
 
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