Rick's ego nears critical mass upon hitting 49k

[SensibleKeks]

Reddit changed their site rules on account of us. You don't see us bragging.

 

[guest]

The irony of Patso is he's allegedly a professional writer, and yet his actual writing is horrendous. But as an unintentional comedic character, he's unmatched. A room full of writers couldn't conjure up the douche chills that flow effortlessly out of his fat snout.

 

[Jenna]

1,000 kiwifarms pages
20,000 individual kiwi posts
$37,000+ owed to Quasi
1 deluded lolcow who "accidentally" spent the last 10 years of his life getting twitter followers

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

1,000 kiwifarms pages
20,000 individual kiwi posts
$37,000+ owed to Quasi
1 deluded lolcow who "accidentally" spent the last 10 years of his life getting twitter followers

 

[Harry Powell]

I cannot cannot cannot wait for it to be taken from him, one way or another.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

His body is also reaching critical mass

 

[fricklefrackle]

The majority of these are hate follows... like I "follow" Joe Biden. Chris Chan has thousands of "followers" too, you delusional fucking pig.

 

[guest]

The best part to me is knowing that he absolutely wanted to pin that Tweet but he can't because he needs to keep that other one pinned there because some rascal keeps filling out contact forms in his name.

 

[BudDickman]

Sometimes I'll read something Pat writes and think that he's actually a master troll.

I messed about and accidentally ended up with 49k followers. Would be a real shame to stay there. It's totally arbitrary but 50k just has a better mouth feel, you know?

Anyway, if you like what I've done here for the last ten years on this birb site, RT to get me over the hump.

• "I messed about" ... Leaning into the gay British gimmick.
• "Accidentally ended up with 49k followers" ... Humble bragging about number of followers, like it even matters.
• "Totally arbitrary, but get me over the hump" ... Trying to be nonchalant about how hungry he is for that extra 1k followers.
• "Mouth feel" ... Freudian slip.
• "Birb site" ... Just gay.

Of course, him going $40k in debt blows up any possibility of him being a self aware troll, which is what makes him so amazing. You really have to take a moment sometimes to marvel at his faggotry.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Insane how much value he puts on this number that he has failed to monetize.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

No he is being reddit cute aka he should heckin kill himself

I can't think of a person more in need of a suiciderino

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That’s even worse, if it’s a typo i could forgive him, if he’s doing it on purpose he should be fucking shot. He’s in his mid 40’s.

Yeah, the kids started saying it a few years ago. Hip with the times pat manages to always be behind. He’s going to be saying “Heckin pupperinos” in about 2 years. After he starts calling them “doges” first. Fat faggot needs to kill himself already.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

he needs his follower count to exceed his debt to not feel embarrassed

Does somebody have the graph?

 

[guest]

We're obviously not going hard enough after this Patrick guy. His internet ego should be studied. No chance his life is not an absolute wreck.

 

[guest]

When I saw him write "messed about," I had a hunch it was British Pat making an appearance. What American says that? Sure enough, Ol' Tea and Crumpets Tomlinson dusted off his top hat and monocle to let the world know how cultured he is:

[URL]https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mess%20about[/URL]

No one's buying your pseudo-intellectual Anglophile shtick, Ricky. You're not from England no matter how many times you spray fish and chips diarrhea in the Hooligan's bathroom. You barely graduated high school, your dad was a rodeo clown and you listen to Powerman 5000. Embrace your white trash roots and quit trying to be Dr. Who, faggot.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Follow counts don't matter to real people, Pat.

 

[guest]

When I saw him write "messed about," I had a hunch it was British Pat making an appearance. What American says that? Sure enough, Ol' Tea and Crumpets Tomlinson dusted off his top hat and monocle to let the world know how cultured he is:

View attachment 59719
[URL='https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mess%20about']https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mess about[/URL]

No one's buying your pseudo-intellectual Anglophile shtick, Ricky. You're not from England no matter how many times you spray fish and chips diarrhea in the Hooligan's bathroom. You barely graduated high school, your dad was a rodeo clown and you listen to Powerman 5000. Embrace your white trash roots and quit trying to be Dr. Who, faggot.

I'm usually not one to say it but he's right. If the definition of "mess around" is to spend time doing things that are not useful or serious: to waste time, then he's 100% correct. He has wasted 10 years of his life getting 49k followers. He literally "messes around" 24/7. He never does anything productive, he's a fat burden on society.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He still thinks your twitter follower number validates you. He doesnt even have a blue check.

 

[HotDogJoe]

"messed about" = Completely dedicated my life to

I fucking hate him.

 

[guest]

WWAW you just want to grab him by his narrow shoulders and shake him vigorously until he becomes normal? or dies?