Rick's ego nears critical mass upon hitting 49k

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
I collected baseball cards when I was around 7 -10 years old . I'd put all the players from my favorite team in one display album, and then all the players who I liked from other teams in another. I put the rest of the cards in an old shoe box. This little shit kid at my school would never shut up about how he had more baseball cards than anyone else. When I'd explained to him that my system of collecting quality over quantity was the superior system, he looked confused, then angry. Nuh-uh, he'd sneer, I have more baseball cards than you.
I bring this about because I hate Pat. He's fat and ugly.
 
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