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Rick tweets that Torswats has been arrested

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Something doesn't seem right. If the fbi really was sitting on this for a while, the most logical thing is that the they are using the 17 year old to get to the others who probably were more careful about their anonymity. Isn't that how they usually do shit when there's a group. Start at the bottom and start working up to get confessions and evidence?

So start at this young guy who will testify to get a lighter sentence then if he has actionable Intel he gets a light sentence.
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I'm sure the fed running the torswats telegram at that point rolled his eyes at "jackie motherfucking singh"
 
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Yeahhhhh but really she’d just fulfill whatever bullshit job search requirements the court lays out (easier than unemployment reqs I’m sure) and because any prospective employer would google her and see what a unhireable mess she is she could go on doing this forever and be fine. I’m sure she’s way too big of a coward and not as dumb as Pat in such a way as to actually challenge any judge convening over her.
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She doesn't appear to be the type to be as flagrantly obstreperous as Fatso toward courts of law, but her stupidity is all over Fatso's embarrassing pro se motion even though she's not named. If what KiwiFarms dug up on her is true, her current (((baby daddy's))) parents are wealthy benefactors and would probably give her the money.
 
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Yeahhhhh but really she’d just fulfill whatever bullshit job search requirements the court lays out (easier than unemployment reqs I’m sure) and because any prospective employer would google her and see what a unhireable mess she is she could go on doing this forever and be fine. I’m sure she’s way too big of a coward and not as dumb as Pat in such a way as to actually challenge any judge convening over her.
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Exactly this is my the Rick law exists. He could have just gone to the exam and said I don't remember for everything and dragged it out for a year before getting in contempt. He could have skipped it and said "sorry judge I was on the toilet shitting out meatloaf all day". The judge taking one look would have just rescheduled the exam.

He picked the route of "skip the exam then tweet about how there isn't an exam, say the judge is stupid, do a podcast saying he'll never pay, and ghost the court officer assigned to his amortization plan".

An action so stupid it couldn't be predicted.
 
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Most shocking is he isn’t a dirty foreigner. This dumb not-even-an-adult was charging less than minimum wage for federal crimes.

Good riddance bugboy. I may hate Florida but my state is going to rape the shit out of this kid. Have fun.
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Yup. It's always a young kid, not particularly intelligent or he'd be making actual money at an actual company.

I'm also surprised he wasn't hiding out in some foreign country. I was of the opinion they had known who he was for a long time, but couldn't reach him. It would explain why AltisticRight and other people who got lumped in were never contacted by investigators. Either way, I'm glad they caught this faggot, and I hope they make him serve consecutive sentences AND is ordered to pay restitution for taxpayer money wasted (Hint: You can't buy honeybuns on commissary when you have outstanding restitution owed). Now go after his customers.
 
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"If they collectively had a single functional brain cell left among them, they would be shitting it out right now. Alas, they don't".

If that's true, what does that say about Pat's intelligence, considering that he's fallen for more catfish and gotchas from here than Chris Chan ever did?
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Celebrating won't throw the feds off your trail, pudgy. I'm glad they caught the (a?) SWATTer but I hope he sings like a canary and Rick gets hauled in for questioning and inevitable tasering. He's as much of a criminal as dummy is for hiring him. The question is: will money put on Rick's books go to his outstanding debts first? Will he learn the hard way they don't serve meatloaf in prison? Season 6 could be great.
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There's no chance this POS will ever be considered a reliable witness. If Rick gets popped it will be because he made 1.7 GPA mistakes in his crypto use opsec and left a giant paper trail
 
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Hiya Jackie!
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Once you get past the initial horror of looking at this picture, note the asymmetry of her fat rolls; as well as her lower right shoulder and higher right buttock. She has curvature of the spine. I would guess it comes from many years of sitting on her ample ass in front of a computer screen, doing zero exercise and probably resting her left arm on her chair's armrest (thus propping up her left shoulder) while having her right arm free to use her mouse and shove calorie-dense snacks and drinks into her sewer hole. This would take years of uninterrupted repetition to manifest itself in such a lopsided trunk, but here we are.
 
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"snoopy dance" ughhhh why is he so hateable
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another well-wisher who gets one-upped by drunko
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right because nobody ever deletes anything or upgrades devices, retard

he can't just take a criminal being investigated, that's not enough, it has to be getting the data DESPITE the criminal. He's so stupid.
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What is encryption you fat retard. I mean who cares I’m glad that fsggot got caught but it’s funny that he’s celebrating not knowing who actually swatted him. If he gets swatted again I’m gonna laugh because he’s gonna look like an idiot for celebrating.
 
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Once you get past the initial horror of looking at this picture, note the asymmetry of her fat rolls; as well as her lower right shoulder and higher right buttock. She has curvature of the spine. I would guess it comes from many years of sitting on her ample ass in front of a computer screen, doing zero exercise and probably resting her left arm on her chair's armrest (thus propping up her left shoulder) while having her right arm free to use her mouse and shove calorie-dense snacks and drinks into her sewer hole. This would take years of uninterrupted repetition to manifest itself in such a lopsided trunk, but here we are.
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It's not actually her.

Don't ask me how I know that.
 
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