Rick tweets that Torswats has been arrested

[Sue Lightning]

Even more cracked theory:

Dushatar messages Jackie on Twitter saying “ready to apologize?”

Instead of DMing him back she literally sends the screenshot to Torswats in a manic haze and starts going off on him, believing it’s Dushatar, and saying shit like “Oh am i “ready to apologize” now that i’m confronting you on your home turf, Peter??”

Torswats then makes the reference to a swede because he obviously enjoys fucking with Jackie.

Or she’s just Torswats. Much simpler.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

In my opinion, mugshots should be MORE flattering

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

""""WHITE""""

6'3"

Guy could have banged Milla Jovovich

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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""""WHITE""""

6'3"

Guy could have banged Milla Jovovich

Significantly taller and weighs far, far less than the Pigman.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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""""WHITE""""

6'3"

Guy could have banged Milla Jovovich

LOL this is great. Since Pat thinks height and weight determines how tough you are. This kid would stomp Pat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

LOL this is great. Since Pat thinks height and weight determines how tough you are. This kid would stomp Pat.

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I like how Pat doesn't even try the 'half marathon runner' larp anymore.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

His half marathon time was something like 2 and a half hours. Not something to show off about.

Though to be fair (and to take things back to basics in these complicated times) he is fat.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I deleted that comment because who argues with strangers on the Internet? I can think of one portly fella who does that quite a lot... Apologies for being rude.

Your life's over. Enjoy prison child

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

this is the guy apparently

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posted on the PI's twitter

Wolfgang?!?!?

 

[Jizz]

"the charges against the California teenager include making false reports concerning the planting of a bomb or the use of firearms, causing a law enforcement response. All charges are described as related to acts of terrorism and showing prejudice based on race, color, ancestry, ethnicity, or religion."

4 felony charges, he's fawked! he might do more time than killa kuhn

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"You're a minor but we're going to treat you AS IF you were an adult."

That's basically like saying "No child. I'm a professional law enforcer and I get to decide what an adult is".

Let the kid make a few prank phone calls gosh.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pretty funny that kiwi had better leads than Jackie while she was blaming them/here for it yet she is still trying to take credit for the arrest.

 

[guest]

Even more cracked theory:

Dushatar messages Jackie on Twitter saying “ready to apologize?”

Instead of DMing him back she literally sends the screenshot to Torswats in a manic haze and starts going off on him, believing it’s Dushatar, and saying shit like “Oh am i “ready to apologize” now that i’m confronting you on your home turf, Peter??”

Torswats then makes the reference to a swede because he obviously enjoys fucking with Jackie.

Or she’s just Torswats. Much simpler.

She isn't Torswats, but she is running tha FAKE Torswats Telegram

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She isn't Torswats, but she is running tha FAKE Torswats Telegram

I hope her bootleg honeypot account ends up getting her in trouble.

 

[Dog Eater]

She isn't Torswats, but she is running tha FAKE Torswats Telegram

Agreed.

 

[mrchuckles69]

Not saying this as a bit: she should have her remaining children taken from her. Running a domestic terrorism honeypot while simultaneously daring said terrorists to go after her? Pretty sure Child Protective Services looks down on that kind of psychotic behavior.

 

[RobertMewler]

Many trials are livestreamed when they're deemed important enough for the public interest. I wanna see the trial movie!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No mention of Pat and his 46 swattings. They just filed him under " other swattings" that get lost in the shuffle. They are only going to mention the bigger ones like the mosques and government officials/buildings/schools.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Many trials are livestreamed when they're deemed important enough for the public interest. I wanna see the trial movie!

Not Federal trials. Filming and recording Federal trials is prohibited by law, unfortunately.

 

[guest]

Not Federal trials. Filming and recording Federal trials is prohibited by law, unfortunately.

I'll start a bed-in to revoke that law. I'm inviting the finest hookers in NYC.