Snippets I could make out:
Shut the fuck up and listen because none of you have listened in THREE GODDAMN YEARS! Shut up! Thank you.
(Inaudible conversation)
No, it isn't an exgirlfriend. No, it isn't an ex wife.
Do you know how many fucking times that you have been sent here by these stlakers? Do you know that? No, of course you don't!
Stop talking! No, stop talking! This is where you keep trying to talk! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I have done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved.
And I've told you multiple times not even two fucking weeks ago, "Hey, just so you know, for the last three and a half fucking years people have been making false reports to you - to your department about me, about me personally." P.S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am. At this address. Shut up! I'm still talking! (lady cop speaks) What phone number? I don't give a shiT!
Do you have any idea how many times I'VE called YOU!! To let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? It's more than once!
Hooligan's! In one incident ... there was a fire .. these people.. saw the Hooligan's on fire, using the local.. on the local news and they called it in immediately (or to "the media"?), "Hey, we saw Patrick S Tomlinson running away from the fire. He's ducking through the alleys."
That wasn't the first time. You want the first time? Would you like to hear about it? Good, I've got your attention finally!
The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped in the neighborhood and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!
We've been over this! Never! fucking! Come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I'll fucking call! Don't come here again! (cop: Can you give me your number?) We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking.. I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone and you know what I was told at every point? "Well, that's not, we don't handle that, would you like to talk to this other person?"
I talk to this other person, "Well, I'm sorry, we can't, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!
(audio ends)
Edits are me cleaning up the transcript as I listen again.