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Rick Meltdown Audio

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Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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On that day, as Patrick felt the click of the metal handcuffs restrain him his thoughts filled with rage. This was the fourth time, the FOURTH TIME! When will they listen? When will they do anything to prevent this?

Meanwhile, across the street, Alivia clicked record.
I hope Alivia pulls Nikki aside to let her know it's safe to leave.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Please dear God let him get tazed next time he goes 5 over the speed limit.
I was hoping he got tazed before the recording started. Im just imagining him lashing out before the cuffs and recording. I picture Niki standing off to the side weeping in embarrassment/fear because she has seen this far too often.
 

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Remember that documentary Making a Murderer, where that dumb white trash guy from Wisconsin acted like a cunt to his local police department, so they tied him to a rape he didn't commit, and after he got out for that they tied him to a murder and he's stuck in prison for life?

This could potentially go viral, it's that insane. Drunk white man with privilege screams at cops. EVERY SINGLE BLACK PERSON IN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY would have been George Floyd'd if they started acting like this, maybe not killed by aggressive knee digging into your black neck.
There's a docuseries on Netflix right now called Web of Lies about internet fuckery resulting in crimes. The first episode is about swatting. I was just thinking they could do an episode on Patrick.

Pat, go tweet at Netflix about my idea. You're welcome pal.
 

Mike Glyer

Rick is Persona Non Grata on File 770
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Ok, I haven't been on much due to the tour, we're on a short break, and I'm wide awake. I figured I'd see what rubbish has been going on over on the Farm...

And I am greeted with a gift that makes me actually believe there is a God.

Boys, you better be eating good tonight. This may just top Josiah 5. If Gosia didn't sleep like the dead, I know she'd be dying to hear about the Fat American mouthing off to his local police.

I've really got to take this one in. I might have to do my own post, after reading the transcripts and hearing the cleaned up audio.

How does a man like this exist? It's like Job in the Bible, but not as redeeming.
It's more like Job in a Bible with no God where he just keeps fucking up his own life. Instead of questioning why bad things keep happening to good people, you're supposed to read it and realize he is a self-destructive fat faggot with bitch tits.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I'm at dinner so I can't listen right now, but I'm  very aroused by what I'm reading right now. Keep going fellas, I might pre at this Japanese restaurant.

Tell everyone you're dining with there's pertinent audio of a fat man yelling at police and you need to listen to it immediately.
 
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I'm slightly lost. Wasn't there a shooting in the area yesterday? So is this unrelated to that? I'm assuming Fat got "SWATted" again. Help a nigger understand like he's 5.

Edit: and he's blaming the shooting on us, Toyota Tacoma is a homo...Jesus Christ. Forget being gone for a few days, I'm gone for a few hours and now I'm lost.
 
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Gay Faggot.

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I'm slightly lost. Wasn't there a shooting in the area yesterday? So is this unrelated to that? I'm assuming Fat got "SWATted" again. Help a nigger understand like he's 5.
The source of this altercation is unknown. We’re assuming it has something to do with the gun fire call that (I forget who, sorry) was found. No one knows if it’s a swatting (which it probably isn’t) or unrelated. It’s more than likely related, but it could be a number of things. Swatting is probably the lowest on the list of possibilities. They wouldn’t have him outside screaming like a maniac if it was a swatting. Him and Nikki would be on the ground screaming like maniacs in the half hovel if it was.
 
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