Rick Meltdown Audio

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus fucking Christ, my poor ribs. Who ever said we were in a simulation, I'm starting to believe it. Every single time this place gets kinda dead, something else happens that's arguably funnier than anything else that's happened.

I bet he'll still say he's fighting the trolls and winning. He was put in handcuffs and he'll still claim he's winning.

Was it even a rascal that made the call? Everyone here seemed puzzled about it when it showed up on the blotter. It's like one of those old terrorist incidents like a plane hijacking or something. Usually someone takes credit for it. I don't think anyone here came forward.

The only person involved in this crazy shit who has ever been put in handcuffs over it is Patrick. That's so goddamned fucking funny.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This all happened because Joe Cumia gave Gregg Hughes an 8-track to play on his graveyard radio shift

 

[guest]

this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides the birth of my children

Aww... that’s sweet.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Was it even a rascal that made the call? Everyone here seemed puzzled about it when it showed up on the blotter. It's like one of those old terrorist incidents like a plane hijacking or something. Usually someone takes credit for it. I don't think anyone here came forward.

Thats the best part. It didnt even come from here. This is pats paranoia.

 

[Tortfeasor]

What did I do to deserve this? Inshallah.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[Will Tate]

Any idea yet what prompted all this? Was it just a random gunshot one should expect in such a culturally-enriched neighborhood that Torgue tried to make a part of his cyberstalking tapestry, or did the dumb pig try to shoot his tenants because they found his KF thread?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Spare a thought for Dan peering in though the OwenA window then sadly looking at the dusty podcast room he never goes in anymore.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Holy mother of fuck I just came the hardest I've ever came in my entire life. Pig is completely and utterly broken. He will be dead or in jail by years end.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Found these on /r mentalhealth

Friendly redditor verbally accosted by angry milwaukee porcine

 

[Stent]

SHUT UP! I'M STILL TALKING!

I've definitely screamed at the cops like that but it has usually gotten me tased, beat up and arrested because I actually look like I can fuck people up and not a harmless fat faggot with bitch tits.

You're another testosterone-soaked idiot. It's you and Pat against the world!

 

[Will Tate]

What did I do to deserve this?

Never forget.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[quark]

We the jury find onaforums still hilarious

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Found these on /r mentalhealth

Friendly redditor verbally accosted by angry milwaukee porcine

he's mad for some reason

 

[UnPRePared]

Ok, I haven't been on much due to the tour, we're on a short break, and I'm wide awake. I figured I'd see what rubbish has been going on over on the Farm...

And I am greeted with a gift that makes me actually believe there is a God.

Boys, you better be eating good tonight. This may just top Josiah 5. If Gosia didn't sleep like the dead, I know she'd be dying to hear about the Fat American mouthing off to his local police.

I've really got to take this one in. I might have to do my own post, after reading the transcripts and hearing the cleaned up audio.

How does a man like this exist? It's like Job in the Bible, but not as redeeming.

 

[Udders]

Canyon Boykinnn!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Found these on /r mentalhealth

Friendly redditor verbally accosted by angry milwaukee porcine

He’s mentally ill. I can’t even imagine getting in a crying / screaming match with police for all of the neighbors to hear, over this horseshit, and going right back to answering every single text I get from an atalker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]