Rick is getting cuntier and cuntier

[RoxburyRick]

Google replaced Ask Jeeves

I was a Lycos Man

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I was a Lycos Man

The leet haxors like me used Alta vista

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Won’t happen. He’s hoping he can catch fire over there, but he won’t leave Twitter unless he gets superior or similar numbers on Threads.

He'll never leave because the record will always need to be corrected.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't understand how or why apps take off.
To me, it seemed like once Facebook opened to the public (not just kids with college email addresses), social media apps started popping up everywhere but they all seemed like concepts taken from Facebook.

Twitter: hey, why post your status there? Post it here.
Insta: why post your photos there? Post em here.
YouTube: don't post videos there. This is better.
Pinterest: Don't follow your favorite brands there. Follow them here.
Tumblr: stop scrolling there. Scroll here.

Now instead of one centralized place to waste time and be a faggot, you have TEN!

I never understood it.

The weird thing with instagram is it was just an old timey photo filter app that was a little bit popular on dork blogs. They blew up exponentially just by adding comments.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The leet haxors like me used Alta vista

5 minutes to download a terrible quality picture of a pair of tits you found on Alta Vista. Good times.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

There is never going to be a twitter clone. As far as I can tell in tech once a specific product or software reaches critical mass, you can't replicate it. Tik tok didn't replace youtube its a different service. Sure it's a clone of vine, but despite even brojoe using vine , it never quite took off.

Facebook wasn't a clone of MySpace they were founded a few months apart. Has there ever been a successful clone in the same space? Instagram didn't really do it. There was no picture only social media platform.

The closest I can think of is reddit copying digg. And dig was pretty huge. Limewire replacing Napster as the p2p service would fit i think, but Napster didn't really get replaced they got forcibly shut down.

The whole point of this faggoty software retrospective is that in my opinion whatever "replaces" twitter won't be a clone. It would be something new entirely and then twitter just dies like digg and MySpace did.



Someone please correct me if you have an example.

Discord replaced Skype which replaced Msn Messenger which replaced Aim which replaced icq which replaced irc chat

 

[Dog Eater]

I don't understand how or why apps take off.
To me, it seemed like once Facebook opened to the public (not just kids with college email addresses), social media apps started popping up everywhere but they all seemed like concepts taken from Facebook.

Twitter: hey, why post your status there? Post it here.
Insta: why post your photos there? Post em here.
YouTube: don't post videos there. This is better.
Pinterest: Don't follow your favorite brands there. Follow them here.
Tumblr: stop scrolling there. Scroll here.

Now instead of one centralized place to waste time and be a faggot, you have TEN!

I never understood it.

Jews competing for your data so they can sell it.

 

[Midian9876]

His new pinned tweet suggests he's ready to pack it in on Twitter.

View attachment 183571

Good to see this fat faggot will continue to rot away his mind chasing updoots.

Get a job, ya bum.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I know the year just started, but I'm having trouble thinking about the next thing with Rick, and what it could be.

The rest of the debt has to be paid, then what?

 

[Treat Yourself]

I know the year just started, but I'm having trouble thinking about the next thing with Rick, and what it could be.

The rest of the debt has to be paid, then what?

Patposting is dead. He's been tard-wrangled so Quasi will get paid IN FULL as soon as it's domesticated or something (perhaps sooner den dat?).

There, now fatso will go and do something profoundly stupid like forget to wear a mask while robbing a bank to feed his meatloaf addiction.

 

[Joe The German]

I existed, child!

Also her Argentinean friend owned Rick's fat ass

 

[guest]

I existed, child!

Also her Argentinean friend owned Rick's fat ass

Pat's response to @BASSETTSLANDRY posting the enjoy prison blurb she received anonymously: "stop being so gullible."

Later on with @BASSETTSLANDRY tagged: "This is why your life is already over, stlaker. Enjoy prison."

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

But believe it or not, this screenshot is another rare example of me agreeing with Pat. This person is either (A) stupid, or (B) would post this as "content" regardless of whether or not they believe Pat actually sent it, or -- most likely of all -- (C) both. For Pat, replying "you're an idiot" and then leaving it alone is really the best he can do in this scenario (since he's incapable of just ignoring it entirely).

The irony is that Pat does the same with his "cyberstalker" claims. Most people wouldn't post a hateful message they received if it actually hurt them.

They all want to be seen as a fat victim with bitch tits.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Jews competing for your data so they can sell it.

As always they're involved

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

What ever happened to periscope? That looked like it was getting hot and then you don't hear of it anymore. Wasn't that the platform we got the biting incident on?

Twitch allowed non gaming content. They started off as Justin.tv the best streaming platform, branched off Twitch for gaming, then shut down Justin.tv

Now twitch is back to Justin since the majority topic is now just chatting/thots

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Twitch allowed non gaming content. They started off as Justin.tv the best streaming platform, branched off Twitch for gaming, then shut down Justin.tv

Now twitch is back to Justin since the majority topic is now just chatting/thots

My buddy sent me a link of some dude hitchhiking from coast to coast. It was kind of interesting truckers all have cameras now and can't pick anyone up. There goes the lot lizards business

 

[despacito69]

My buddy sent me a link of some dude hitchhiking from coast to coast. It was kind of interesting truckers all have cameras now and can't pick anyone up. There goes the lot lizards business

Was that on ip2?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

There is never going to be a twitter clone. As far as I can tell in tech once a specific product or software reaches critical mass, you can't replicate it. Tik tok didn't replace youtube its a different service. Sure it's a clone of vine, but despite even brojoe using vine , it never quite took off.

Facebook wasn't a clone of MySpace they were founded a few months apart. Has there ever been a successful clone in the same space? Instagram didn't really do it. There was no picture only social media platform.

The closest I can think of is reddit copying digg. And dig was pretty huge. Limewire replacing Napster as the p2p service would fit i think, but Napster didn't really get replaced they got forcibly shut down.

The whole point of this faggoty software retrospective is that in my opinion whatever "replaces" twitter won't be a clone. It would be something new entirely and then twitter just dies like digg and MySpace did.



Someone please correct me if you have an example.

Explorer really motherfucked Netscape.

 

[quasi101]

Discord replaced Skype which replaced Msn Messenger which replaced Aim which replaced icq which replaced irc chat

Yeah that works. My hypothesis is stupid. Fuck me.

 

[RobertMewler]

My buddy sent me a link of some dude hitchhiking from coast to coast. It was kind of interesting truckers all have cameras now and can't pick anyone up. There goes the lot lizards business

And the "trucker serial killer" business.