Rick continues to try and drum up some interest in his dumb Christmas book

[Guest]

Just give it up, stupid, this will sell double digit copies at best.

 

[EraGodless]

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Just give it up, stupid, this will sell double digit copies at best.

His 3rd sentence is a fragment.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

It would be prudent to encourage him to publish this piece of shit. He might have had delusions of success before but there's no way he can hide how much of a stinker this one is going to be. He's too drunk and lazy to get it done in time for the holidays but he'll probably try and pinch it off in late November anyway. Can't wait

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

suicide, Pat. Look into it

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I'm pretty sure he has no agent anymore and he just hands these pieces of shit he writes over to that retard with dyslexia and hopes that he can get someone to publish it.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Pat, we all know you stole that girl's viral tweet a couple years ago. You can stop pretending like parallel thinking is a real thing

 

[Brooke Shields]

His 3rd sentence is a fragment.

No, child, it is not. Neither is the 4th.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

hahahaha, this idea of his is such a dud! I really, really hope he spends like a year writing it because this is a guaranteed failure. "Christmas Carnage". Holy shit. The whole premise is beyond stupid, but his writing is devoid of talent on top of it. It's not even putting lipstick on a pig, it's like smearing dogshit onto a bigger pile of dogshit. This guarantees that he will not publish a book in 2022.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This guarantees that he will not publish a book in 2022

there was no danger of this occurring

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I thought his agent told him to fuck off with this nonsense? Makes me wonder if anyone is representing him at all.

 

[Guest]

Why shoot for historical accuracy? The concept is so dumb and childish, the only way to do it is so tongue-in-cheek that you just say fuck it and be silly about it. Instead, this fucking mutant is looking up what figures of speech are period appropriate, as if that's the thing that's going to shatter the reader's suspension of disbelief and not the fact that every character talks exactly the same.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Why shoot for historical accuracy? The concept is so dumb and childish, the only way to do it is so tongue-in-cheek that you just say fuck it and be silly about it. Instead, this fucking mutant is looking up what figures of speech are period appropriate, as if that's the thing that's going to shatter the reader's suspension of disbelief and not the fact that every character talks exactly the same.

He’s not doing any of that. He read a tweet about Kaufman, looked up his Wikipedia, noticed it, and wanted to seem smart. He has a 6th graders grasp on English, and a 2nd graders grasp on history. You think he’s ever looked up anything? He has a masters in fat.

 

[guest]

Lol remember the "frog with harmonica" line?

 

[SensibleKeks]

So what happened to Pat's In the Black sequel that he'd been shilling?

 

[guest]

When this poorly written/conceived dogshit is a total failure, will he blame that on us too?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

This can be considered grounds for justified homicide in 41 states.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm sure all this research will make this accurate and not at all like he is listing worthless details he looked up on google.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Christmas Carnage... It's Patrice naming SyFy movies in real life.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Christmas Carnage is a fucking retarded name for a book. But it sounds like a great name for the next ChildSpit Studios game.

 

[Stent]

Fairly certain that Victorian era people didn't go around saying "literally" like a teenage girl. He'd have more success writing a murder mystery Clueless reboot. At least the title would make more sense.