You can get a job working from home, loser. I haven’t been in the office since October.
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He's dyslexic. He was a child handler in a pedo operationThe old "I don't live with my mother, SHE lives with ME" classic. Isnt this guy who was bragging about being some kind of data handler involved with some sort of pedo catching operation?
Don't log into world of warcraft tomorrow, guys.Getting some serious Butterknife Nokes vibes here. Wonder if he likes Mountain Dew and worked for Microsoft?View attachment 213429
That's the best part about these dopes - they think they're part of the proletariat and that socialism is coming to boost them up. They don't understand that welfare will dissolve away under socialism.Do lazy losers really think they would thrive in a communist/collectivist system? They would be considered parasites of the working man and be sent to a work camp.
Everyone of these people claim to be “polymaths” or High IQ. Almost all of them have no college degrees, trade certifications or much of an employment history. They’re all deadbeats who have to cope with the fact that they offer nothing to society. All of those people are dr’s , engineers or work Peter Thiel.You can get a job working from home, loser. I haven’t been in the office since October.
At long last, the attention he cravesHe’s still sperging today. Gave his alleged diagnosis.
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Sounds like the trolls upset him a bit last night . He privated his Twitter after posting this:
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And this vague nonsense on Bluesky. Shane Nokes 2.0.
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You should be shaking, this guy plays video games for 14 hours a day.Professional contacts? His P. I. is a level 70 Dark Elf. Be prepared, stlaker.
Diana Gunt looks like that Gypsy Rose bitch (or atleast her thumbnail does).Shocking: Brian’s internet friends are gullible idiots, have no issue believing he’s a perverted deadbeat.
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This guy narcolepsy's.“Narcolepsy type 2 without cataplexy” *IS* diagnosable you FAT FAGGOT
You get a sleep study and look at latency before REM sleep and amount of slow wave sleep. A narcoleptic will have an unnaturally low amount of slow wave sleep, formerly called stage 3 and stage 4 sleep, it’s clear as fucking day when you look at the somnography.
They will also exhibit most if not all of the symptoms of the narcoleptic triad - EDS, sleep paralysis, and cataplexy. Conveniently his special boy form is the one without the biggest hallmark of narcoleptics, cataplexy.
They get treated with stimulants and/or Xyrem, which is pharmaceutical GHB that they take in 2 divided doses a night.
is he on any of those treatments? No, or he would have tweeted about it, and if he does now it’s only because he saw this post.
My professional diagnosis? He’s got sleep apnea and is fat and lazy. Also a gay virgin.
Patrick will say he "passed" the AP tests he took, which lets you know that he's lying through his fat teeth. The AP exams don't work like that. Patrick always blames his retard level grades on his not doing homework- which is bullshit, because generally homework was 15%-20% of the grade. Patrick was failing his tests/quizzes as well (or barely passing them). There's no way he would do well on AP tests, but fail/barely pass the tests in their regular class counterparts. He literally had to take 3 semesters of Algebra 2 (he passed with a D and a D-). He was taking it his senior year, so he was taking the class with Freshmen and sophomores. I would wager he was probably the only senior in that class. How fucking embarrassing for a self-proclaimed genius (140 IQ, child).Everyone of these people claim to be “polymaths” or High IQ. Almost all of them have no college degrees, trade certifications or much of an employment history. They’re all deadbeats who have to cope with the fact that they offer nothing to society. All of those people are dr’s , engineers or work Peter Thiel.
If Ricks claims about AP/CLEP and any other testing was true, they would have flagged it and he could have been considered a national merit scholar and colleges, real renowned schools would have been chomping at the bit to get him. He failed out a community trade college cause he’s lazy and stupid.
Any kind of genius intellect is immediately flagged and is typically given special treatment to foster greatness. These people are accidents and should have been aborted.
He had to take multiple years of summer school. I wonder if he was allowed to walk at graduation or only got a diploma after he did summer school post-senior year.Patrick will say he "passed" the AP tests he took, which lets you know that he's lying through his fat teeth. The AP exams don't work like that. Patrick always blames his retard level grades on his not doing homework- which is bullshit, because generally homework was 15%-20% of the grade. Patrick was failing his tests/quizzes as well (or barely passing them). There's no way he would do well on AP tests, but fail/barely pass the tests in their regular class counterparts. He literally had to take 3 semesters of Algebra 2 (he passed with a D and a D-). He was taking it his senior year, so he was taking the class with Freshmen and sophomores. I would wager he was probably the only senior in that class. How fucking embarrassing for a self-proclaimed genius (140 IQ, child).
I don't think he walked. He's lucky he graduated in 98. By 2000 (no child left behind), he would have needed atleast a 2.0 to graduate.He had to take multiple years of summer school. I wonder if he was allowed to walk at gradation or only got a diploma after he did summer school post-senior year.
Yeah at least with AP, its out of 5 and you either get full credit or partial credit. I took two AP classes/ tests in HS and was friends with all the smart people. Out of the top five; three are Drs, not science fiction writers or MS customer service reps or Grifting whores. There were no retards in those test rooms. It costs money to take each test. There’s no way the rodeo clown and mamma raven were shelling out money for the same son who had to take Bobo class “problem solving”.Patrick will say he "passed" the AP tests he took, which lets you know that he's lying through his fat teeth. The AP exams don't work like that. Patrick always blames his retard level grades on his not doing homework- which is bullshit, because generally homework was 15%-20% of the grade. Patrick was failing his tests/quizzes as well (or barely passing them). There's no way he would do well on AP tests, but fail/barely pass the tests in their regular class counterparts. He literally had to take 3 semesters of Algebra 2 (he passed with a D and a D-). He was taking it his senior year, so he was taking the class with Freshmen and sophomores. I would wager he was probably the only senior in that class. How fucking embarrassing for a self-proclaimed genius (140 IQ, child).
"Don't mouth off to me, Freshman Child!"Patrick will say he "passed" the AP tests he took, which lets you know that he's lying through his fat teeth. The AP exams don't work like that. Patrick always blames his retard level grades on his not doing homework- which is bullshit, because generally homework was 15%-20% of the grade. Patrick was failing his tests/quizzes as well (or barely passing them). There's no way he would do well on AP tests, but fail/barely pass the tests in their regular class counterparts. He literally had to take 3 semesters of Algebra 2 (he passed with a D and a D-). He was taking it his senior year, so he was taking the class with Freshmen and sophomores. I would wager he was probably the only senior in that class. How fucking embarrassing for a self-proclaimed genius (140 IQ, child).
I'm really glad you took the time out of your day to write 5 paragraphs about narcolepsy. We appreciate this kind of high effort posting here.“Narcolepsy type 2 without cataplexy” *IS* diagnosable you FAT FAGGOT
You get a sleep study and look at latency before REM sleep and amount of slow wave sleep. A narcoleptic will have an unnaturally low amount of slow wave sleep, formerly called stage 3 and stage 4 sleep, it’s clear as fucking day when you look at the somnography.
They will also exhibit most if not all of the symptoms of the narcoleptic triad - EDS, sleep paralysis, and cataplexy. Conveniently his special boy form is the one without the biggest hallmark of narcoleptics, cataplexy.
They get treated with stimulants and/or Xyrem, which is pharmaceutical GHB that they take in 2 divided doses a night.
is he on any of those treatments? No, or he would have tweeted about it, and if he does now it’s only because he saw this post.
My professional diagnosis? He’s got sleep apnea and is fat and lazy. Also a gay virgin.
A work camp if they’re lucky. More likely lined up against a wall.Do lazy losers really think they would thrive in a communist/collectivist system? They would be considered parasites of the working man and be sent to a work camp.
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