Retards thinking they can be good at things really pisses me off sometimes.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh yeah. If you mistimed it by even one minute, you'd have to stop, then they'd wheel the kid out through the front door, load him on to a lift, which would very slowly lower him to the ground, then they'd slowly wheel him to the bus, then on to another painfully slow lift, then the parents would stand there gabbing with the bus driver. Meanwhile, the entire town ground to a halt for twenty minutes at 8:30 in the morning. And the suggestion that everyone else was obliged to completely rearrange their schedule for this really pissed everyone off, me included.

My middle school was like that. There was this one retard who looked just like John C. Reilly, except way taller. This fucking kid was like 6-4 and looked like he was 35. He was always smiling like an evil clown. And if you were wearing, for example, an Aerosmith T shirt or a Yankees shirt, he'd walk up to you and say "they stink, they stink, they stink" with that retard grin on his face. And you couldn't do shit about it, as a) he was a retard and b) he was huge compared to everyone else.

Our giant retard was called Gorgeous Gordon and they let him "play" on the football team. I think he got put in for one play ever and ended up throwing our own guys around. He just showed up to the practices and games and got a uniform. People would fuck with him until he waterboyed out and chased them around. The coaches were nice to him but fucking with him was encouraged.

 

[guest]

They wouldn't just start jackin' unless the "lady" flashed her pussy at him or something. Also, I heard that McGowan's mom confessed years later that she thought of that giant piece every time her husband demanded sex.

Nah uh, no she didn't!

 

[Dennyislife]

Denmark tests every pregnant mother for Downs babies. Less than 20 Downs kids are born in that country every year. Another case of universal healthcare saving money in the long run. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/12/the-last-children-of-down-syndrome/616928/

We test here in the UK or at least have the option for those who want it. A friend did the test said normal but ta da! They had a surprise at the end.

 

[wbgreen]

The crush on Ellen thing is funny but not in a cute way.

If only we could convince him Ellen will marry him if he kills Biden in Minecraft.

 

[Meownaw]

Would you fuck one?

I said SOFT spot

 

[guest]

We had a tard in middle school gym class because I guess they figured these freaks aren't strong enough or something. Anyway we were all sitting on the floor one day and one of the girls started saying "EWWWWWW!!" and there's doofy leaking liquid shit out of her gym shorts onto the hardwood. There but for the grace of God, y'know?

 

[guest]

I have always had a soft spot for the retarded. Sorry to be a faggot.

Same. God sends us clowns and people are mad about it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Same. God sends us clowns and people are mad about it?

As funny as they are, they're even more gross and annoying.

 

[guest]

As funny as they are, they're even more gross and annoying.

If we start down the gross and annoying road we're going to end up with half the world's population eliminated, myself included.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

There was a giant retard in my high school and I have no idea why he was even there. There was no learning going on there that couldn’t be done in a 1 on 1 setting somewhere else. I guess they want the kids to “feel normal” but it’s at the expense of every other kid in school.

Every now and then this literal giant retard would snap and grab a chick by the hair and not let go while making noises like a Tusken Raider. His handler would try to stop him but it was not possible, so the emergency team of big male teachers would get called and there was like 4 grown men trying to wrangle this Frankentard.

I mean it sucks that the parents have a shit life because of this kid and just want 7 or so hours a day apart from him, but making young kids have to coexist with that is just fucking dumb.

My mom worked in the schools as a tard wrangler and they had to have one assigned to each kid as they sat in a normal class. She had one kid who his thing was to just take off running down the hall, and he'd fight when they caught him. She'd get mad when I'd suggest a variety of takedowns and holds that weren't "acceptable". I figure you teach em LAPD style. Don't want an ass beating? Don't run away next time

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Not really. And this was before she had kids. She was tall and slim.

I guess I need to see pics to see if the family portrait ruiner was justified. Preferably nude

 

[Hoolies]

I think seeing a surly tard stresses people out on a biological level, kinda like hearing a baby cry. You just immeditely wanna make the genetic gutterball feel better, I'd love to be John Cena or Mrs. McGowan and see their slanty lil' eyes light up soon as I walk into the room.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mom worked in the schools as a tard wrangler and they had to have one assigned to each kid as they sat in a normal class. She had one kid who his thing was to just take off running down the hall, and he'd fight when they caught me. She'd get mad when I'd suggest a variety of takedowns and holds that weren't "acceptable". I figure you teach em LAPD style. Don't want an ass beating? Don't run away next time

"He'd fight when they caught me."

Is that a typo or a slip? Were you the runaway retard?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"He'd fight when they caught me."

Is that a typo or a slip? Were you the runaway retard?

Lol, no

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

runaway retard

You're an inspiration to us all, Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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You're an inspiration to us all, Abe.

Lmao Flavia Gere looks like Frank Vincent