Resolutioner Pig lol

[The Talking Dead]

Fat Walrus. He might lose .000005% of his body fat from the last year of eating and drinking nonstop. This will last a few weeks and he will post a picture of his calendar with a couple days X'd out. Of course, he will continue binge eating and drinking which will negate any 'hard work' he's done.

He’s a complete mong. You might be able to work off a terrible diet and daily drinking in your 20s. Doesn’t work so well at 43. Of course he almost definitely didn’t even go to the gym anyway and just thought up this “joke” and then posted it for a few likes.

I fucking hate him.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He’s a complete mong. You might be able to work off a terrible diet and daily drinking in your 20s. Doesn’t work so well at 43. Of course he almost definitely didn’t even go to the gym anyway and just thought up this “joke” and then posted it for a few likes.

I fucking hate him.

I hope someone calls the gym to ask about the hot water situation

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I hope someone calls the gym to ask about the hot water situation

Do we know the gym he goes to? I got a few minutes this afternoon and a burner phone with about seven or eight minutes left on it.

 

[Udders]

Do we know the gym he goes to? I got a few minutes this afternoon and a burner phone with about seven or eight minutes left on it.

The one where he pasted his face all over Instagram was the Wisconsin Athleltic Club.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

The one where he pasted his face all over Instagram was the Wisconsin Athleltic Club.

The WAC sauna is a popular spot for gay Milwaukee men into the "cruising scene."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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He has a gym membership AND home equipment yet has only gotten fatter over the years. He even bought jumping boxes for his attic gym.

I really believe his “I bench 250” claim is him actually benching two 25 pound plates 5 times.

He’s got a fat head, big gut, no shoulders, and tiny arms (no hint of a tricep!) but wants everyone to believe he’s a bodybuilder.

 

[fricklefrackle]

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[RobertMewler]

Body by Stay Puft.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Gym Pat - tough guy Pat. The most hilarious lolcowesque character dynamic Pat ever displays. Both characters are demonstrably figments of his imagination in the most hilarious of ways. Gym Pat wants us to believe he keeps up a rigorous and consistent workout regiment but every single picture and video clearly shows a man with the amount of adipose tissue to be diagnosed a fat faggot with bitch tits by any jew physician.
Then you have tough guy Pat who came to just welp at pedocon and got mocked to his face by that MAGA dude and saved by the cat ladies that had common sense and knew Pat was going to get stomped. And then you have the request for police escort after pissing his pants from the sight of BDA and 5 sink Aria Dan.
The things he says about resolutioners are everything he hates about himself.
I know be more wordy faggot something something Rich Vos something something bombs something something tickets still on sale!

 

[Barfyman]

 

[StlakerFatti]

Pat can spoon-feed you your own cum, stlaker.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The one where he pasted his face all over Instagram was the Wisconsin Athleltic Club.

They straight up thought I was an idiot when I called and asked about the hot water on Tuesday. They're like, "no nothing's wrong with the water. Nothing was wrong with the water unless maybe you did something."

Like I don't know how to turn on hot water.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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He wears those stupid jackets when he’s “at the gym” like some fuckin goomba housewife in Jersey who’s hit a hard 40 lmao

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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He looks like the retard employee who comes up mumbling about "Do you need a towel?" when you're in the middle of your set.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He looks like the retard employee who comes up mumbling about "Do you need a towel?" when you're in the middle of your set.

Please note the date on this. Right after this trip to the gym, he sat down to this feast.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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This is a retarded statement even without pointing out the obvious fact that he's fat as fuck. Lazy fat bums like him are the backbone of the fitness industry because they just like the idea of working out so they impulse buy hundreds or thousands of dollars in equipment and forget about it by the time the box shows up, or they get a gym membership and either never go and never cancel, or they just sit in the steam room after 15 minutes on the treadmill.

 

[SFWA liaison]

He hasn't posted a selfie since August. He knows he looks like complete shit and those screenshots from the Ross interview wrecked his ego.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Isn’t his gym like 10 minutes away? Throw a towel on the seat if you (however unlikely) sweat through your shirt you fat fuck and go home.

I’m fat and when I jog I do sweat like a hog. I’ve never felt once compelled to post on social media about it. Fucking queer!

Its so weird seeing people run for miles on the treadmill and barely sweat, meanwhile if I'm doing a basic lift or doing my 15 incline walk, I fucking drip with sweat, soak my entire shirt etc.

Has Rick ever posted a picture where he's actually sweating like someone who does gym workouts?