Reminder : Patrick Had Sex With a Ficus

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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But you don’t look anything like that anymore, child.

 

[BudDickman]

Did he put a mirror in the living room to take this picture? Also, this is that weird "Collar of Perdition: Tales of the Wererat" book that has a characters created by some other guy who was too lazy to actually write the book.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The worst part is he thinks he looks good because that’s the best he’s ever looked in his life and he still has zero definition in his chest or body and this is when he used to “work out”. Fat.

 

[quasi101]

The worst part is he thinks he looks good because that’s the best he’s ever looked in his life and he still has zero definition in his chest or body and this is when he used to “work out”. Fat.

What exercises can give me negative traps like that?

( I set em up sniff )

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He put this on the internet and also claims to be some kind of powerlifter as if people don’t have eyes. Nice job posting irrefutable proof that you have no muscle tone at all, stupid.

It's like how anorexics always see a fat person in the mirror or trannies see an anime cat woman. It's delusion

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Naked British Pat blows

 

[quasi101]

Naked British Pat blows

All versions do (like father like son)

 

[Guest]

Nice FUPA, faggot

 

[NigelCumia]

I also assumed it was a shop. He's a genuine pervert

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[ISO__JOE]

Leslie rules

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Gym bros, frat bros, Harley riders, businessmen

They all need a good dressing down from the true alpha.

In a tweet he later deleted Big Dick Rick claimed he scolded the businessmen before handing over two 60lb kegs of IPA.

 

[Guff]

Where is his body hair??

 

[N64 Cube]

Random Pat Fact:
He looks like he uses dog shampoo.

 

[guest]

I agree, the only thing more disgusting than infidelity in a relationship is dendrophilic infidelity in a relationship.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Homophobia? She insinuated he was gay. She didn't necessarily say anything negative. He calls funsters gay all the time.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Because he thinks he should be seen as the prototype for " White male".

The rejected prototype.

 

[RickReternal]

Homophobia? She insinuated he was gay. She didn't necessarily say anything negative. He calls funsters gay all the time.

He’s got nothing and is just saying shit. So just a normal day.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

He’s got nothing and is just saying shit. So just a normal day.

Any day now she will be blacklisted and fired from her own company. Wait for the pinkslip, leslie. All you had to do was leave him alone.

On a sidenote, she's an agent, right? What are the odds she's had a friendly chat with pat's agent recently? Seems like it's a small world, a lot of people talk.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Why has he posted more than two images of himself in a bathrobe