Reminder : Patrick Had Sex With a Ficus

[Turk February]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its fucking retarded that this photo is even on the internet. The shit he has posted for internet attention over the years is ridiculous.

 

[RickReternal]

I hate this fucking picture so much. It doesn’t even make me laugh. Just disgusts me.

 

[Turk February]

I hate this fucking picture so much. It doesn’t even make me laugh. Just disgusts me.

I agree, the only thing more disgusting than infidelity in a relationship is dendrophilic infidelity in a relationship.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks he still looks like this

In reality he is at least 60lbs heavier

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

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He put this on the internet and also claims to be some kind of powerlifter as if people don’t have eyes. Nice job posting irrefutable proof that you have no muscle tone at all, stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He put this on the internet and also claims to be some kind of powerlifter as if people don’t have eyes. Nice job posting irrefutable proof that you have no muscle tone at all, stupid.

And this was at least 60lbs less fat than he is now. I don't know why a human marshmallow posts so many fucking pictures of himself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And this was at least 60lbs less fat than he is now. I don't know why a human marshmallow posts so many fucking pictures of himself.

Because he thinks he should be seen as the prototype for " White male".

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Reported to the UN for crimes against humanity

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Because he thinks he should be seen as the prototype for " White male".

The levels of irony in this tweet.

Pat himself is a middle aged White man, sitting in a bar midday, likely on his 3rd drink of the day as well ( shit beer as opposed to an IPA however).

However, they are businessmen while Pat himself is unemployed, yet he has the gall to call them out for their imagined lack of self awareness.

The only difference is that they are probably coming down after a high stress business pitch / meeting while on a business trip, and this is another day in Pat's groundhog Day existence.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Because he thinks he should be seen as the prototype for " White male".

This is the worst thing he’s ever tweeted. Just shocking.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat thinks he still looks like this

In reality he is at least 60lbs heavier

I like how he claims he “hasn’t gained a pound” since high school which ruins his big body builder / heavy weights LARP. I’m surprised he doesn’t claim “muscle weighs more than fat” when shown these fat photos.

He went from skinny-fat to fat-fat-fat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is the worst thing he’s ever tweeted. Just shocking.

Another example how angry and jealous he gets when he sees people having fun with their friends while he sits alone and mopes.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Another example how angry and jealous he gets when he sees people having fun with their friends while he sits alone and mopes.

Gym bros, frat bros, Harley riders, businessmen

They all need a good dressing down from the true alpha.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Because he thinks he should be seen as the prototype for " White male".

I have a feeling Laura Perkins is a cunt, and if she’s white she probably hates her father.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat calling people " unfuckable" is hilarious.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

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I just showed this to my wife. She said, "I don't understand. Is this is joke? Why would anyone post this on the internet."

 

[Turk February]

my wife.

braggart

 

[quasi101]

He barely knows us!!!!

 

[RickReternal]