"This is my daughter, Afrikina" said the dwarven podcaster. Andy felt his stomach heave, and for a moment he believed he might vomit all over his outer shirt.
"Oh, hi, so nice to meet you" lisped the closet queen. "
Oh my fucking God, she's a N*****! Ewwww! That means that...that...he fucked a n*****! I don't feel so well" thought Andy. "You look so lovely tonight, dear" Andy squealed. "
Fucking rot bung n***** slut, dirty cunt. She's not even people!"
"Dad told me I should follow your Twitter, Andy, he says you're hilarious."
"HO HA HAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEESHIT!" he mindlessly brayed. "
COCK! If she reads that, that midget will cut me off! Then I won't have ANY celebrity friends left!" Andy panicked. "Um, I don't really tweet very much anymore" he lied, "but my Twitter handle is
@CorradoSoprano4 if you're interested" he feebly squeaked.