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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Reminder: Joe Rogan has a secret n***** daughter
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"haha holee shit, Joe Rogan's 
is hilarious
is hilarious
Ant on Twitter: "kill all ******s"
Ant IRL: I don't have fifty cent please don't hit me again you're so hilarious holy shit
Ant IRL: I don't have fifty cent please don't hit me again you're so hilarious holy shit
How much do you think Rogan is leaving her when he croaks? 10 mil?
This is so hilariously awkward.
"Anybody else and I'd make a nigger joke but......that's Rogan's daughter
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Nana must thank Allah that Rogan still likes his stupid old ass. It's the only mainstream person who still gives him any exposure these days. Irrelevant old pedo.
"Anybody else and I'd make a nigger joke but......that's Rogan's daughter
"Nana must thank Allah that Rogan still likes his stupid old ass. It's the only mainstream person who still gives him any exposure these days. Irrelevant old pedo.
Yeah I'm sure she's hilarious ahaha holeee shit
"This is my daughter, Afrikina" said the dwarven podcaster. Andy felt his stomach heave, and for a moment he believed he might vomit all over his outer shirt.
"Oh, hi, so nice to meet you" lisped the closet queen. "Oh my fucking God, she's a N*****! Ewwww! That means that...that...he fucked a n*****! I don't feel so well" thought Andy. "You look so lovely tonight, dear" Andy squealed. "Fucking rot bung n***** slut, dirty cunt. She's not even people!"
"Dad told me I should follow your Twitter, Andy, he says you're hilarious."
"HO HA HAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEESHIT!" he mindlessly brayed. "COCK! If she reads that, that midget will cut me off! Then I won't have ANY celebrity friends left!" Andy panicked. "Um, I don't really tweet very much anymore" he lied, "but my Twitter handle is @CorradoSoprano4 if you're interested" he feebly squeaked.
"Oh, hi, so nice to meet you" lisped the closet queen. "Oh my fucking God, she's a N*****! Ewwww! That means that...that...he fucked a n*****! I don't feel so well" thought Andy. "You look so lovely tonight, dear" Andy squealed. "Fucking rot bung n***** slut, dirty cunt. She's not even people!"
"Dad told me I should follow your Twitter, Andy, he says you're hilarious."
"HO HA HAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEESHIT!" he mindlessly brayed. "COCK! If she reads that, that midget will cut me off! Then I won't have ANY celebrity friends left!" Andy panicked. "Um, I don't really tweet very much anymore" he lied, "but my Twitter handle is @CorradoSoprano4 if you're interested" he feebly squeaked.
Is Andy intent on acknowledging the sub memes? First it was tweeting "Sue was cute" in response to a Sue Lighting twitter shitpost, then it was scrolling through shit on the internet with "Cumia is a faggot" on-air with Gavin that he knew would lead to this place, and now it's using the phrase "two-shirts". The ship for mediating and joining the joke has long, long sailed Andy Bobandy.
This may be your best one yet.
Yet at no point did he take a moment to consider the possibility of maybe buying some new clothes and dressing like an adult, as opposed to the instantly-recognizable costume he favors.
I think he’s trying to own it, like giving it power so it takes it away from us. Never gonna happen. Sorry Andy.
Actually, it makes it even funnier. He's truly in a no-win situation here. His only conceivable path to victory would involve showing up somewhere sharply dressed, without alcohol in his hand, and not hooting, sashaying and "holeeeeeeeeshitting" the whole time. And I just can't see that happening.
His wife burned coal before marrying him, also she's hot as shit but Anthony wouldn't fuck her because he's a faggot
That's Rogan's STEP-daughter.
Rogan married a mudshark. His wife's daughter's father is deceased.
Rogan married a mudshark. His wife's daughter's father is deceased.
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They call that a baby daddy in the hood. They're not people.
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Rogaine married a coalburning kike. lol
I'm fucking my brother's wife's daughter?!