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Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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Sounds to me like they kicked her out then fucked each other. He seemed pretty drunk when he posted this so I don’t think he’s loying but slipped into an admission. Because I don’t see how just some “foreplay” would be considered a sexual act at all, let alone a threesome.
as patrice put it, two girls on one guy is a threesome, whereas two guys with one girl is running a train. no alleged straight man wants to have another cock involved; having sex when another man's present is objectively gay. I'm starting to think the reason danny couldn't get hard during the gangbang was cos he wasn't the one being forced upon
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️we have 12 discord gays using this account❤️
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as patrice put it, two girls on one guy is a threesome, whereas two guys with one girl is running a train. no alleged straight man wants to have another cock involved; having sex when another man's present is objectively gay. I'm starting to think the reason danny couldn't get hard during the gangbang was cos he wasn't the one being forced upon
@BenDovid, comment? You fucking homo.
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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What, you never visited Ma and Pa's Haberdashery? It's right down the road between Christ One Church and Holy Father Church. In between the cord field.

Does HHBrother know he's been muted for months? Me thinks not. My lord, how many times have you responded to me. HA, HA, RETARDED!
I prefer Minnie's Haberdashery at Schmid Ranch, just outside downtown Telluride in the San Miguel Mountains myself.

"How do ya like them bells, bitch?! Puuurdy ain't they!"
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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No one answered this? I guess being in the top 50 users forces people to rely on your autism

This comes from "Chip Ruins the Mood" on Worldstar. Opie is the one who read the comment "World Star got a niggas ribs hurtin' toDAY!'



Of course Jim immediately steps on him

Of course Chip Robertson ruined the bit. Fucking aboriginal elongated alien philtrum monster. Goddamn Klingon foreheaded faggotster.

All them niggas look like birds is spot on! Fantastic radio right here 👍

"I do believe chip is gonna be animated soon..." Oofuh. That didn't turn out so well. "You robbed truckers!"
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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as patrice put it, two girls on one guy is a threesome, whereas two guys with one girl is running a train. no alleged straight man wants to have another cock involved; having sex when another man's present is objectively gay. I'm starting to think the reason danny couldn't get hard during the gangbang was cos he wasn't the one being forced upon
Patrice is also the same guy who was involved in the story (as per Jim) where they were in a hooker fucking intermission and Jim was wearing a robe with a Viagra boner and they were both laughing at his rod.

I get your point but Patrice also wasnt the straightest guy
 

Voscabulary

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Patrice is also the same guy who was involved in the story (as per Jim) where they were in a hooker fucking intermission and Jim was wearing a robe with a Viagra boner and they were both laughing at his rod.

I get your point but Patrice also wasnt the straightest guy
I never claimed he was
 

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you seem to forget that people with real jobs get vacations. And whatever scam you have going selling emulators out of bodegas, I'll actually have a pension, 401k and health insurance.

This nigga right here bragging about a 401k and health insurance. Nice flex, pal. Only a small percentage of people can say the same. Clown-ass fuck.

What else you got? A cell phone? Air fryer? lmao.
 
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