I don't go to those places but I hear them and one day the guy was like yeah we have this band Monday, whatever band Tuesday and I was shocked they were different bands. They play the same music and sound the same.
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Reddit comments about Florida
- Thread starter Professor Consent
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How fucked is Florida in May? Do chicks still walk around half naked? Is it unbearably hot? Or is it good compared to June.
It doesn't really get that hot here. Barely above 90. Everywhere else I've lived gets a few over 100 days a year
Yeah the chicks are barely dressed but the dudes too. And barefoot.
Okay awesome. Yeah fags on Reddit are once again complaining how hot it is in may. But they say stupid shit like San Fransisco is a great place to visit.
Are you smoking crack?! Sure it’s barely above 90 but the humidity is almost always above 70%, sometimes 80%. The air is wet and damp and you sweat immediately
So wait, may is a shit time to go to Miami?
I figured no spring break fags, no summer break fags, not overly hot. It should be good?
I’m just biased being from here. It’s consistently hot as balls from March - November. It doesn’t get cool until December - February.
Yes I am smoking crack. But I've been in dry ass colorado and all asphalt and concrete nyc and it's much more tolerable here.
But you still see lots of hot chicks in string bikinis walking down the street in May right?
Shit you see them year round. You see them right now
Maybe even sue
Every girl at the beach is in a thong. I don't wear them when I'm with my kids and I feel like a damn muslim.
What about swimming? People on the beach and in the water all year round?
Most of my Florida knowledge is from the Will Smith song "Miami". Big Willy Style.
Oh Reddit was also bitching about mosquitos. They just being frail faggots, or is that real in May?
Yes it's been cold this week like 60 degrees and people are swimming. They must be tourists
Pensacola for sand and white people. Miami for Cubans and Canadians. Ft. Lauderdale is nice as is the keys and some parts of southwest Florida. Just fawkin go
How’s your knee big cat?