Reddit comments about Florida

[captain_kamala]

I’m not even exaggerating when I say that I could easily see Brother Joe living in some beach town like Melbourne and “gigging” every night by the beach. He’d fit right in.

I don't go to those places but I hear them and one day the guy was like yeah we have this band Monday, whatever band Tuesday and I was shocked they were different bands. They play the same music and sound the same.

 

[Professor Rape]

How fucked is Florida in May? Do chicks still walk around half naked? Is it unbearably hot? Or is it good compared to June.

 

[captain_kamala]

How fucked is Florida in May? Do chicks still walk around half naked? Is it unbearably hot? Or is it good compared to June.

It doesn't really get that hot here. Barely above 90. Everywhere else I've lived gets a few over 100 days a year

Yeah the chicks are barely dressed but the dudes too. And barefoot.

 

[Professor Rape]

It doesn't really get that hot here. Barely above 90. Everywhere else I've lived gets a few over 100 days a year

Yeah the chicks are barely dressed but the dudes too. And barefoot.

Okay awesome. Yeah fags on Reddit are once again complaining how hot it is in may. But they say stupid shit like San Fransisco is a great place to visit.

 

[Suetonius]

It doesn't really get that hot here. Barely above 90. Everywhere else I've lived gets a few over 100 days a year

Are you smoking crack?! Sure it’s barely above 90 but the humidity is almost always above 70%, sometimes 80%. The air is wet and damp and you sweat immediately

 

[Professor Rape]

Are you smoking crack?! Sure it’s barely above 90 but the humidity is almost always above 70%, sometimes 80%. The air is wet and damp and you sweat immediately

So wait, may is a shit time to go to Miami?

 

[Professor Rape]

I figured no spring break fags, no summer break fags, not overly hot. It should be good?

 

[Suetonius]

So wait, may is a shit time to go to Miami?

I’m just biased being from here. It’s consistently hot as balls from March - November. It doesn’t get cool until December - February.

 

[captain_kamala]

Are you smoking crack?! Sure it’s barely above 90 but the humidity is almost always above 70%, sometimes 80%. The air is wet and damp and you sweat immediately

Yes I am smoking crack. But I've been in dry ass colorado and all asphalt and concrete nyc and it's much more tolerable here.

 

[Professor Rape]

I’m just biased being from here. It’s consistently hot as balls from March - November. It doesn’t get cool until December - February.

But you still see lots of hot chicks in string bikinis walking down the street in May right?

 

[Suetonius]

But you still see lots of hot chicks in string bikinis walking down the street in May right?

Shit you see them year round. You see them right now

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

But you still see lots of hot chicks in string bikinis walking down the street in May right?

Maybe even sue

 

[captain_kamala]

Every girl at the beach is in a thong. I don't wear them when I'm with my kids and I feel like a damn muslim.

 

[Professor Rape]

Shit you see them year round. You see them right now

What about swimming? People on the beach and in the water all year round?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Most of my Florida knowledge is from the Will Smith song "Miami". Big Willy Style.

 

[Professor Rape]

Oh Reddit was also bitching about mosquitos. They just being frail faggots, or is that real in May?

 

[captain_kamala]

What about swimming? People on the beach and in the water all year round?

Yes it's been cold this week like 60 degrees and people are swimming. They must be tourists

 

[Suetonius]

Oh Reddit was also bitching about mosquitos. They just being frail faggots, or is that real in May?

Yes

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Pensacola for sand and white people. Miami for Cubans and Canadians. Ft. Lauderdale is nice as is the keys and some parts of southwest Florida. Just fawkin go

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Most of my Florida knowledge is from the Will Smith song "Miami". Big Willy Style.

How’s your knee big cat?