Red Hot Chili Peppers Hate Thread

[N64 Cube]

rhcp, offspring, sublime, social distortion, suicidal tendencies, kottonmouth kings, what other faggot california bands we got back there

Smash Mouth
Jane’s Addiction
The Black Crowes

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when Dave Navarro was in the band? Cool, right?

Hint– no, it wasn’t.

Edit: I remember when the album One Hot minute came out and it had the song Pea. My friends and I thought that was a cool song with sing-along to it.
I was 15 and a freshman in high school so I didn’t know any better. That sucks sucks ass.

I remember my friends' band covering Aeroplane because they're a bunch of faggots.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Smash Mouth
Jane’s Addiction
The Black Crowes

I haven't listened to it since I was like 16 but Amorica ruled.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Smh for these terminally online faggots in the comments excusing their favourite band. "It was a different time!"

Nigga, it wasn't 500 fucking AD. Groping women has been frowned upon longer than I've been alive. The only reasons it didn't get any attention until recently was because (a) social media wasn't a thing back in 1989, and (b) who the fuck, other than a britfag, would stay up past the 9 o'clock watershed on a Friday to watch some shit called the James Whale Show and then bother to kick off to Ofcom because they saw four rapey LA cunts creeping on a bird with big tits?

I swear, these pussy zoomers / millennials can't remember a time before 2007 when people went out and had sex, and they think they came up with the idea of respecting women. Bunch of reinventing the wheel white niggers.

 

[JamieConway]

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I truly wish him a very painful death.

 

[chiquita banana]

RHCP sucks and are a perfect example of why Californians are fucking douchebags. Nice being a bunch of dirty child raping junky hippies stupid. Make another fucking song about your stupid bear flag (YESSSSSS ITS TO LET OTHER MEN KNOW IM AVAILABLE) , retards. Make another song about drugs, retards.

Fleas fucking retarded bass slapping pisses me off. How about you write an interesting riff, asshole? Under the Bridge is a fucking terrible drab song that makes me want to shoot myself, and their more upbeat songs like Give It Away is wigger fucking nonsense. “UHGIBITAWAYGIBITAWAYGIBITAWAY NAAH”

Jim Norton already did it better.



Go to 19:00 to hear how your dumb rant would have sounded if you had talent/weren't always busy studying politics like a nerd/fag

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Oh yeah, how could I forget Green Day and Blink 182 as well? Faggots.

This was all SoCal until you added Greenday, correct? Don't lump me (NorCal) in with you grody greater L.A. area skanks, please. We should've been split into two states long ago.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jim Norton already did it better.



Go to 19:00 to hear how your dumb rant would have sounded if you had talent/weren't always busy studying politics like a nerd/fag

This was a good post until you alluded to Jim Norton having talent. FUCKING YUCK

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Smash Mouth
Jane’s Addiction
The Black Crowes

Walkin on the Sun is a literal great song. And Black Crowes are from Hotlanta and fairly decent.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They make me embarrassed to be from California. But not as much as the Offspring. Holy fuck I hate the Offspring more than any other band of all time. California is gay, is my point.

What? The Offspring rule, I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[guest]

What? The Offspring rule, I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

Not even 48 hours.
nice will power, stupid. Nice shit taste in music, stupid.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What? The Offspring rule, I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

They used to. Now Dexter is an evil piece of shit that can't write a song to shave his wife.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

This one (the rapey shit starts at 2:15)

That’s Cleo Rocos she was a sidekick to a gay comedian called Kenny Everett. Kind of pathetic no one stopped them. Didn’t a bunch of the band get done for sexual assault on a fan back in the 90s?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not even 48 hours.
nice will power, stupid. Nice shit taste in music, stupid.

Oh no, 4 more car crashes on that post and I might kill myself. Coordinate with your other heels in the DM to get on that.

They used to. Now Dexter is an evil piece of shit that can't write a song to shave his wife.

I don’t go very deep with them but I always loved You’re Gonna Go Far Kid and Self Esteem middle school. I just assumed they were all dead junkies by now.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I don’t go very deep with them but I always loved You’re Gonna Go Far Kid and Self Esteem middle school. I just assumed they were all dead junkies by now.

Smash is great. The previous album had a couple really great songs. Ixnay is about 75%. Americana about 25%. Conspiracy pretty much skippable. Splinter about 30%. Next one about 11%. Since then total garbage. Dexters hot sauce is actually great, unfortunately. I refused to buy it forever but I was at one of the ex-members houses and they had it so I figured I'd give it a try. Now I'm going through bottles of the shit constantly.