Red Hot Chili Peppers Hate Thread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think his book said that he fucked his dad’s girlfriend like a cooler, richer, more successful, and less homosexual version of Anthony Cumia.

Cher also molested him.

 

[CuntFucker]

Cher also molested him.

Amazin

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was a video from the 90s making the rounds on reddit years ago of them doing an interview on some foreign show but they're all groping and pawing at the female interviewer like down syndrome cavemen and chasing her around and shit and she's not at all into it. I know the reddit fags like to blow shit out of proportion, but it's pretty much the rapiest thing I've ever seen short of an actual gang rape.

The fact that I can't find the clip is pretty telling. They roiped that broad.

 

[CuntFucker]

There was a video from the 90s making the rounds on reddit years ago of them doing an interview on some foreign show but they're all groping and pawing at the female interviewer like down syndrome cavemen and chasing her around and shit and she's not at all into it. I know the reddit fags like to blow shit out of proportion, but it's pretty much the rapiest thing I've ever seen short of an actual gang rape.

If that shark eyed geriatric touched my willard I would have been the 3rd columbine kid

 

[The Talking Dead]

There was a video from the 90s making the rounds on reddit years ago of them doing an interview on some foreign show but they're all groping and pawing at the female interviewer like down syndrome cavemen and chasing her around and shit and she's not at all into it. I know the reddit fags like to blow shit out of proportion, but it's pretty much the rapiest thing I've ever seen short of an actual gang rape.

The fact that I can't find the clip is pretty telling. They roiped that broad.

This one (the rapey shit starts at 2:15)

 

[Toast]

Chilli peppers 🌶 stink. Always have. Pearl Jam also stinks.

I'd be hard pressed to think of 2 bands I hate more.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Youre all dumb. The red hot chili peppers are great. When they performed naked/in their underwear, that was a metaphor for kicking down society's door. You don't like their anti authority rebelliousness? Well too bad! They're going to rock out so hard it'll send a message to those pruds in Washington!

Clothing may be optional, but you know what's not? Rocking out! This isn't your dad's rock music!

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

They roiped that broad.

This is the RHCP HATE thread, not the RHCP - real ass dudes thread

 

[Ronnie G]

This weird thing happened where I had many mixed CDs with their songs and would happily say I liked them, but around 2012 or so my appreciation for them completely dissipated outside of a couple songs. Maybe that was the global event the Mayans predicted that year...

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Youre all dumb. The red hot chili peppers are great. When they performed naked/in their underwear, that was a metaphor for kicking down society's door. You don't like their anti authority rebelliousness? Well too bad! They're going to rock out so hard it'll send a message to those pruds in Washington!

Clothing may be optional, but you know what's not? Rocking out! This isn't your dad's rock music!

You know what - it was all too edgy for me

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dinga danga dinga/california/dinga danga dinga/california

 

[Imager]

ooh ahh kiss ya then i miss ya

 

[NortheastPhilly]

imagine being eskimo bros with your own Dad. That's fucked up.

Me and my dad both fucked Lynsi Hughes

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Me and my dad both fucked Lynsi Hughes

Is your dad Phil Margera?

 

[Sue2]

RHCP sucks and are a perfect example of why Californians are fucking douchebags. Nice being a bunch of dirty child raping junky hippies stupid. Make another fucking song about your stupid bear flag (YESSSSSS ITS TO LET OTHER MEN KNOW IM AVAILABLE) , retards. Make another song about drugs, retards.

Fleas fucking retarded bass slapping pisses me off. How about you write an interesting riff, asshole? Under the Bridge is a fucking terrible drab song that makes me want to shoot myself, and their more upbeat songs like Give It Away is wigger fucking nonsense. “UHGIBITAWAYGIBITAWAYGIBITAWAY NAAH”

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Is your dad Phil Margera?

Yaaooo dad, wasnt Lynsi saaaooooo fuckin good at givin head? She would put it in her fawkin maaaooowth and lick my bawwls

 

[Skippy]

Under the Bridge is a fucking terrible drab song that makes me want to shoot myself

Please put this song on repeat.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Another band people like because they dont know what else to listen to. These guys and the fucking foo foghters shouldnt be selling out arenas all the time in 2024.

 

[GialloGlove]

Mr. Bungle making fun of them for Halloween after Keidis acted like a bizarre cunt and had Bungle's album California pushed back so Californication could debut first, then had them removed from tours. All because Keidis was insecure that Faith No More had a big hit first. The halloween concert is great. They have the ghost of one of the RHCP member's with needles hanging out of his arm. Patton is doing Kiedis better than Keidis.

 

[RaggotFetard]

This made me lol.