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So like Joe, Nana equates his dwindling fortunes with the downfall of society. It couldn't be because Nana himself is a shell of who he once was, it has to be that Vegas changed, man.
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He's been complaining about money often lately. He's staying in a hotel out by the Mineola train station at the moment because, as he claims, due to the UN Summit and the migrants filling up area hotels, rooms in midtown are going for $1000 a night. Nana of old wouldn't have flinched at the cost. Now he insists a $300 room in NYC is high-end when in actuality it's the equivalent of a Holiday Inn Express anywhere else.Nana isn't 45 or even 50 anymore. Anyone can see how his booze-sodden, Twitter-addicted, bachelor slob lifestyle has taken a massive toll on him through the years. You know how that city is, odds are that the old queen was completely exhausted by the time he finally stumbled into his room. Overpriced beers, overpriced meals, gambling like a mere commoner, Joe pestering him all the while, it was surely a far cry from his old Borgata heyday.
He used to swing at Borgata, but now he stays at the MGM like a schmuck. He used to have limitless beers in his suite, now he has to buy six packs and lug them back to his room like a schnook. He used to rub elbows with high rollers, now he plays at the lowball tables with Eunice from Little Rock. To him, people who stayed in shitty Strip hotel rooms were dead, I mean they had no balls. And now he's one of them.He's been complaining about money often lately. He's staying in a hotel out by the Mineola train station at the moment because, as he claims, due to the UN Summit and the migrants filling up area hotels, rooms in midtown are going for $1000 a night. Nana of old wouldn't have flinched at the cost. Now he insists a $300 room in NYC is high-end when in actuality it's the equivalent of a Holiday Inn Express anywhere else.
He was playing poker in Vegas with $25 and $5 chips when he once would easily drop 10K a hand. He admitted he called it a night early and went back to his room. A room, mind you, he admitted he had to pay for. Nothing COMP'D for Nana.
Nana is living off dwindling reserves and credit-card cash advances.
Going off memory so I could be wrongI didn't expect that, but given he's a complete retard with anything he puts his money into, it doesn't surprise me, baldster.
The fact that we can’t tell for sure if it’s sarcasm is enough to indict the old queen.That kind of reads like sarcasm. Seeing as how “he can barely get out of bed himself” isn’t exactly flattering.
$300 per night is still insane to permanently live somewhere that you don’t own. Soon Nana might actually be begging to be fed actual food.He's been complaining about money often lately. He's staying in a hotel out by the Mineola train station at the moment because, as he claims, due to the UN Summit and the migrants filling up area hotels, rooms in midtown are going for $1000 a night. Nana of old wouldn't have flinched at the cost. Now he insists a $300 room in NYC is high-end when in actuality it's the equivalent of a Holiday Inn Express anywhere else.
He was playing poker in Vegas with $25 and $5 chips when he once would easily drop 10K a hand. He admitted he called it a night early and went back to his room. A room, mind you, he admitted he had to pay for. Nothing COMP'D for Nana.
Nana is living off dwindling reserves and credit-card cash advances.
Very true, especially when he has a$300 per night is still insane to permanently live somewhere that you don’t own. Soon Nana might actually be begging to be fed actual food.
We’ve gone over this many times, funster. Enjoy prison.It's easily that much. People forget the amount of renovation, and astronomical bills in electricity he would rack up. Yearly that's not much. But it's definitely somewhere in the low to mid six figures just to heat his faggot pool over the course of two decades, funster.
He had to get the not one, but two oil tanks buried in the yard because nigger LI loses power like a housing project and have to rely on generators.
He had the pool installed and that was easily 50k or more.
Whatever the studio cost but it probably wasn't that expensive considering.
Was the movie theater there or was that after?
It would have made more sense to keep the apartment. Dummy should just drop the studio or sell his SC house to live modestly in Jersey. I’m assuming Missy has his credit card too and I doubt she cooks for herself.I think him staying at a hotel on Long Island instead of midtown is certainly telling, @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 no way can he sustain that $300 per night plus beer, food etc. it’s 9K for the room alone and that’s probably before you figure in all the NYC taxes and other fees. He’s using the events going on in the city as an excuse. He’s still probably on the hook for $150 plus tax etc per night on Long Island. Still too much to spend on top of all his other expenses. There’s no way he isn’t bleeding out monetarily. That’s why Joe has to perform amongst bales of hay, mums and pumpkins at the local roadside veggie patch.
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I wonder if the management at the apartment told him they weren’t willing to renew the lease for another year. Neighbors don’t tend to enjoy hearing a lunatic screaming Nigger and Mothers Cunt repeatedly at 4am in the morning.It would have made more sense to keep the apartment. Dummy should just drop the studio or sell his SC house to live modestly in Jersey. I’m assuming Missy has his credit card too and I doubt she cooks for herself.
Perhaps more than that when you factor in how much it should have appreciated in between the time he bought and sold it. I bought a place in a London suburb in 2005 and sold it a couple of years ago, and it almost tripled in value in that time, so roughly the same time frame as Nana. From what I understand, the part of Nassau County he lived in is roughly equivalent in terms of market - i.e. a nice family suburb within driving distance of one of the world's capitals. And I know he bought in during a historically high property market, but still. Without even considering the money he put into it, the house should've increased in value just due to its location and the time frame. That is unless he was very desperate to sell it and completely timed it wrong both in terms of buying and selling it - which is more than likely and would all be hilariously niggerishAllow me to correct the record. Nana lost well over a million on that gaudy mansion. He was pretty broke when he sold it because he immediately took out a 770,000 loan to pay for his new place.
The sc house needs a new roof but that is the only thing missy noticed and she only noticed because water was pouring out of a light socket. Imagine the other adventures that await in that piece of shit? The mold, faulty electric, cesspool and plumbing issues etc. just wait until he fires up those mega vga cards for a night of video games with the ac on. His electric box is going to blow up. Or when one side of the house starts sinking into the mud and sliding away.
At this point he should give up and start again with a condo.
This nigger is always on break, especially lately.Any bets on when he'll say he's taking an extended break from the show?
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