Question for Catholics

[Dog Eater]

When I used to go to church you'd just follow the leaders. The priest would say something, people would start moving and you'd just copy them.

Yeah, it's like at any Catholic mass. Very organized and by rote.

My wife's a Catholic and has a large family, so I've been to a few Papist weddings and funerals over the years. Yes, it's standard, and more often than not you can see the priest (a clear as day faggot 50% of the time) really enjoying the power he has over the room.

Yes and in my opinion it is what lends to it being on the more boring side compared to some of the other denominations of church I’ve been to. You walk in knowing you’re basically locked in for an hour and it’s just roughly reading reading song reading closing.

Non catholic ones I’ve been too have been a little more “free form” and it doesn’t feel as boring imo.

Yeah it's the same. went to church twice a week in numerous different spots 'til I was (fawkin') 18. There's usually some sermon related to something that's happened in the news and how it relates to God or whatever and then the last 30-45 are a boilerplate set of words, standing sitting communion etc. In the States the words are different but the whole procession is the same.

Thanks. I didn’t hate it, pretty good service if you want to keep a stiff upper lip.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Thanks. I didn’t hate it, pretty good service if you want to keep a stiff upper lip.

I don't completely despair of it. I'm trolling most of the time on here when I accuse Christians of being pedos (until I get the cross shaped barcode scrubbed off my armpit, I can't really sling any guff) because they're either doing the same or they truly believe that God exists to serve them alone, like everyone elses identical versions of their beliefs are bullshit and Jesus just loves white people. It's cool if you believe that but I don't wanna fucking hear about it.

I don't really give a fuck what you believe, only histrionic women do. Think about the one person who tells you to "go to mass"

 

[Turry Fawks]

or they truly believe that God exists to serve them alone

???

 

[The Shah of Iran]

???

talking specifically on here + wider ONAverse (Missy etc). I don't talk about religion much to people but when I have done I often gain respect for people's ability to have faith in anything spiritual intangible like that because it's more faith than I got in anything.

Then I come on here and see people who use God as a virtue shield to tell me my country is overrun by murderous immigrants (88% white population in Scotland btw) like poisoning a reservoir or aborting children to use as rape dolls is something Christ would endorse. If I hear that shit I just go full attack and I don't really care who gets butthurt over it.

 

[Turry Fawks]

talking specifically on here + wider ONAverse (Missy etc). I don't talk about religion much to people but when I have done I often gain respect for people's ability to have faith in anything spiritual intangible like that because it's more faith than I got in anything.

Then I come on here and see people who use God as a virtue shield to tell me my country is overrun by murderous immigrants (88% white population in Scotland btw) like poisoning a reservoir or aborting children to use as rape dolls is something Christ would endorse. If I hear that shit I just go full attack and I don't really care who gets butthurt over it.

I gotta level with you here - that don't make no sense

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I went to catholic school until 8th grade and they really shilled the holohoax but none of it stuck as you can see I'm here.

 

[Farmer Brown]

I was an altar boy, I was never molested.
What gives father? Was I not good enough?
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How did Colin get away with the hackery? Maybe it was still fresh and hip back then

Because Colin was no hack. That was a Dom Irrera joke.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I gotta level with you here - that don't make no sense

i think it does. If you want to have an actual discussion about religion I'll keep it respectful. If you tell me God loves you but hates all the niggers and immigrants who also worship Him, you're getting called a spastic.

I went to catholic school until 8th grade and they really shilled the holohoax but none of it stuck as you can see I'm here.

because only the most idle child could believe in it. Imagine listening to this and having a physics class directly after.

 

[Turry Fawks]

i think it does. If you want to have an actual discussion about religion I'll keep it respectful. If you tell me God loves you but hates all the niggers and immigrants who also worship Him, you're getting called a spastic.

Oh well yeah, it's retarded to assume he only likes believers of a certain race. That's refuted by the new testament which @NoBacon allegedly read but missed all the gentile converts including the dreaded BLACKS

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I went to a Catholic funeral today and the congregation had the service memorised it seemed. They knew when to sit when to stand when to kneel all the words etc. Do they teach this from a young age or is every funeral the same and they just memorise it? And is it the same in every church?

Orthodox churches don't do any kneeling there is some sitting and standing but the whole ceremony is about 20 minutes tops. We also bury our dead real fast like the Jews. I don't get this Catholic thing of keeping a corpse around for a week

 

[Steve Ramone]

I want my body thrown off an overpass into high speed traffic.

For real tho I want to be buried raw dog style like a murder victim, give all the meat back to the planet. Why people wanna be a gross skeleton is beyond me.

 

[NoBacon]

I want my body thrown off an overpass into high speed traffic.

For real tho I want to be buried raw dog style like a murder victim, give all the meat back to the planet. Why people wanna be a gross skeleton is beyond me.

Dang dude. You’re so cool!

Why would you care what happens anyway, you’re dead!

 

[RoTheHo69]

Why would you care what happens anyway, you’re dead!

He is kind of saying that.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Thanks. I didn’t hate it, pretty good service if you want to keep a stiff upper lip.

You should attend a Tridentine Mass if you ever get the chance. It's quite the experience.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You should attend a Tridentine Mass if you ever get the chance. It's quite the experience.

What do they chew gum or sumtin tss tss