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@Turry Fawks goes to a megachurch
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@Turry Fawks goes to a megachurch
Peace be with you.It is.
He's sad instead of affirming his beliefs in his past 5 threads, we all just made fun of him and called him a retardCut it out with the bit lol. You're not a real person.
The NBDF is hereby dissolvedTee hee I have actual anecdotes from going to church and you don't.
The NBDF is hereby dissolved
The Jenna Hate Club is reforming as the "Jenna is still really gay and a shitty poster no one engages with except occasionally he makes a good jab at NoBacon so we rib and move on Society"
Adjust accordingly @Harry Powell
Yeah it's the same. went to church twice a week in numerous different spots 'til I was (fawkin') 18. There's usually some sermon related to something that's happened in the news and how it relates to God or whatever and then the last 30-45 are a boilerplate set of words, standing sitting communion etc. In the States the words are different but the whole procession is the same.Not a Roman Catholic but I'd imagine it's pretty standardized.
Did he prefer his assis DMAN style?yo nigga
catholocism is the shit.....we have fawkin superheroes
this nigga saint francis of assis talks to animals
Kpeaceoutbye
strange how the actual God faggots are the ones who have never been, huh? It's almost like this guy is using religion as a shield for somethingTee hee I have actual anecdotes from going to church and you don't.
I wonder what's the point of hiding homosexuality on a gay pride forum like this one.strange how the actual God faggots are the ones who have never been, huh? It's almost like this guy is using religion as a shield for something
I meant the child fucking but whateverI wonder what's the point of hiding homosexuality on a gay pride forum like this one.
NoBacon is not a pedophile. Unless by fucking you mean having it blended up and vacuumed out of his crying girlfriend's cunt, then okayI meant the child fucking but whatever
And also with you. Enjoy prison.Peace be with you.
Lift up your ribs.Peace be with you.
That does sound a lot better than listening to some boyfucker pretend to care.Stupid fairy tale praying that the sky daddy has mercy on your loved one.
I like funerals that @JebJoh and Eric Hildeman have, where we celebrate their lives in a bar and get WASTED AND ROCKKKKKK OUTTTTTT YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Life is meaningless so you should have a really smart funeral away from a church YEAAAHHHHHH
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