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Question for Catholics

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Yes and in my opinion it is what lends to it being on the more boring side compared to some of the other denominations of church I’ve been to. You walk in knowing you’re basically locked in for an hour and it’s just roughly reading reading song reading closing.

Non catholic ones I’ve been too have been a little more “free form” and it doesn’t feel as boring imo.
 
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Its the same as shabbos goy catholic service too always the same shit every week never truly learning whats in the bible. Pope and his cardinals are homosexual jesuits that perform satanic ritual abuse on boys. Catholics all think jews are gods chosen people. Most retarded denomination there is.
 
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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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The NBDF is hereby dissolved

The Jenna Hate Club is reforming as the "Jenna is still really gay and a shitty poster no one engages with except occasionally he makes a good jab at NoBacon so we rib and move on Society"

Adjust accordingly @Harry Powell

You never had the makings of a NBDF soldier.

Me and the real NBDF boys


 

The Shah of Iran

Bury me with my money
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Not a Roman Catholic but I'd imagine it's pretty standardized.
Yeah it's the same. went to church twice a week in numerous different spots 'til I was (fawkin') 18. There's usually some sermon related to something that's happened in the news and how it relates to God or whatever and then the last 30-45 are a boilerplate set of words, standing sitting communion etc. In the States the words are different but the whole procession is the same.
 

Cumiace

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in the old days they had clickers but now most people just follow everybody else
 
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Stupid fairy tale praying that the sky daddy has mercy on your loved one.

I like funerals that @JebJoh and Eric Hildeman have, where we celebrate their lives in a bar and get WASTED AND ROCKKKKKK OUTTTTTT YEAHHHHHH!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥

Life is meaningless so you should have a really smart funeral away from a church YEAAAHHHHHH

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That does sound a lot better than listening to some boyfucker pretend to care.
 
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