I think so. I hope he turns up here and appreciates we kept the lights on for him.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Qadan death anniversary thread
- Thread starter captain_kamala
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I looked it up: 6 years. And he was 2 when he died, so they couldve had at least 2 more lil speedbumps in that time. Too bad the antenna in Kuhns dick pinged his whereabouts and the CIA caught him.
Time flies.
I remember the video of him being apprehend on the side of the road. It looked like the officer was gathering leaves and all of a sudden you see Chris pop up and get lead off wearing that STUPID shirt that featured a guy with a weird nose.
Comical and tragic chain of events.
RIP Lil Nigga.
This whole series of events was fucking surreal at the time. The little cartoons of Saint Qadan in heaven are worth more than any soundbar.
If only his crooked nosed nigger father had waited a few years, stealing an entire home entertainment system will barely get you a talking to by the cops now.
Oh, and happy birthday Bam. Thanks for the pictures of your butthole the other day.
This whole series of events was fucking surreal at the time. The little cartoons of Saint Qadan in heaven are worth more than any soundbar.
If only his crooked nosed nigger father had waited a few years, stealing an entire home entertainment system will barely get you a talking to by the cops now.
Oh, and happy birthday Bam. Thanks for the pictures of your butthole the other day.
Po lil mug. I feel bad at having laughed at his death, but at the time it was hysterical. However many years later, it's only funny. By the time I'm on my deathbed, I will probably be wracked with guilt.
Someone ask his mom. She probably knows.
This may be controversial but Kuhn was a moron. Vizio is basically e-waste, and soundbars are shit. If you're gonna kill your kid for surround sound, go for a nice 5.1 in like PSB or something.
That was always the funniest part to me. He killed his retardedly-named halfbreed child over, as you said, e-waste. Nothing "those people" do surprises me anymore and hasn't for a while.
All joking aside, Kuhn should've been executed.
The third guy who looks like a child molester from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter ruins all credibility.
Here's a shoplifting nigger who looks like his nose was recently in a knife fight, here's a guy who looks like his mom did crack before during and after his birth hanging out in front of the world's cheapest ghetto garage door and.... Here's a barista in a middle class bathroom.
Reminder that his vehicle was rammed off the road by Deep State actors in complete disregard of the lives they have put in danger. They made Kuhn a political prisoner.
It has recently come to my attention that Christopher Kuhn was black. This fact may have been lost given he tried to steal electronics, put the half-white child to his fat, unwed girlfriend at risk, drove recklessly, tried to flee the scene and showed no remorse for his actions all while being high.
I told the mods on reddit to keep the coloreds out but did they listen? Nope. And see what happened?
A real toe tapper!
I thought it was called his Angelversary
Happy Birthday Bam!
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Firstly, Happy belated birthday to my beautiful @captain_kamala
Secondly, the day we found out that his name was literally Christopher Da Coon may be as important as the event itself. I understand why some people used to say that the sub used to write reality itself.
Secondly, the day we found out that his name was literally Christopher Da Coon may be as important as the event itself. I understand why some people used to say that the sub used to write reality itself.