Pretty certain my sister-in-law has a thing for me

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I was once given a girl's old laptop. It didn't have any nudes of her, just pictures of other guy's cocks.

Score!

 

[bantadant]

I still say keep in the roledex. There’s no possible situation where it ends well.

This is the best advice here. Plus it could be one of those things where it seems great but she ends up being a lousy fuck so then you can't even jerk off to the thought of it anymore

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Saw the pics she’s hot but I might see you on a true crime documentree. Steal her panties at least?

This is genuinely great advice.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

“You have to understand, my brothers cocksleeve sloppy seconds was worth more to me than you guys.”