Pretty certain my sister-in-law has a thing for me

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

If she's the younger sister, do it. If she's the older sister, abort, it's a trap.

Younger. They’re only like a year apart though. What’s the logic there

 

[HH Brother]

Younger. They’re only like a year apart though. What’s the logic there

The logic here is, you really need to saturate her vaginal lining with semen, funster. Your entire life was leading up to this moment.

As stated by someone else, you'll end up regretting it. She's a fawkin dime piece and I bet her asshole taste great.

NOT A SCENT

If my dyke sister looked like that, I would def be hitting dat shit.

 

[Agent Smith]

Younger. They’re only like a year apart though. What’s the logic there

You get to turn back time to before you ruined your wife's body with children and get some strange at the same time. It's a win/win with zero downsides.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Younger. They’re only like a year apart though. What’s the logic there

Personal intuition and experience. A younger sister can and will do something crazy like this for the thrill and not out of jealousy or malice or desire to ruin her sisters life. Do it when you both can blame it on the booze and keep it as a secret one-off 'mistake', and just pray that no major rift forms between the two of them, because she will use it then to burn her.

If it's the older sister, it's almost guaranteed to be a trick, a shit-test, or a trap to ruin her little sister's life. Older sibling are supposed to be protective, so if they're stealing men from their younger sister its either a test or the relationship is so toxic it'll explode immediately. That's my 2 cents, at least.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

This isn’t a situation where I could text her and be like hey let’s fuck. I can’t fuck her at the mall arcade behind the vending machine while our kids shoot hoops together. It would have to be a porno type setup where we’re alone together and she catches me peeking in on her in the tub and giggles and invites me in to help lather her tits with soap while she uses the showerhead on her clit.


Faaaaawk I’m fillin up over here

 

[guest]

She just hates your wife, dummy

 

[Agent Smith]

and invites me in to help lather her tits with soap

You, uh, got any more of them tit pics in the back?

 

[HH Brother]

This isn’t a situation where I could text her and be like hey let’s fuck. I can’t fuck her at the mall arcade behind the vending machine while our kids shoot hoops together. It would have to be a porno type setup where we’re alone together and she catches me peeking in on her in the tub and giggles and invites me in to help lather her tits with soap while she uses the showerhead on her clit.


Faaaaawk I’m fillin up over here

She’s flirting every time you’re alone, right? If she’s laying it on that thick, just go with it. Make plans in person without phones and just go to a secluded area like you’re 16 and plow that ass in the backseat.

Tell your wife “oh I’ll be back in six hours, I’m going to the sink store with your sister Debbie Niceass. Why? She needs her pipes snaked and her husband Freddie Cuckold is out of town.”

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Pics, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FAGGOT

BLUR OUT HER FACE

this story gave me a stiffy and I need to finish

Yeah I’m erected too. when I was livin with a friend and his gf. She would call him gay then sit on my lap and press my face into her tits. Whenever I came home she’d start baking me fucking cupcakes and bring me a drink. One time she shoved me in a room and said don’t come out because she was going to “suck your dick and ride you as soon as Blank goes to sleep, if you keep looking at me like that”

 

[HeyItsVos]

She’s flirting every time you’re alone, right? If she’s laying it on that thick, just go with it. Make plans in person without phones and just go to a secluded area like you’re 16 and plow that ass in the backseat.

Tell your wife “oh I’ll be back in six hours, I’m going to the sink store with your sister Debbie Niceass. Why? She needs her pipes snaked and her husband Freddie Cuckold is out of town.”

With a last name like that he was kind of asking for it.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

She’s flirting every time you’re alone, right? If she’s laying it on that thick, just go with it. Make plans in person without phones and just go to a secluded area like you’re 16 and plow that ass in the backseat.

Tell your wife “oh I’ll be back in six hours, I’m going to the sink store with your sister Debbie Niceass. Why? She needs her pipes snaked and her husband Freddie Cuckold is out of town.”

we’re rarely alone together and when we are it’s her and I and the two kids. There was one time months back where I came over to pick up my kid at her house and the girls were sleeping and we sat and talked for awhile on the same couch until mine woke up. That would have been the time to do it but I unfortunately don’t possess the masculine swagger of a 6 sink equity compensator so I pussed out

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

You really, really wanna do this? Plan a big family vacation, some all-inclusive tropical holiday.

The booze will be flowing, lowering inhibitions and giving convenient excuses if she feels guilty afterwards. There will be multiple hotel rooms, changing rooms, bathrooms, lots of places to sneak around.

No one will have a fixed schedule, there will be countless opportunities to make your move, it'll be easy to split off and disappear without too much suspicion. More reasons to not have your phones on you, etc.

Shit sounds way too risky to pull in your everyday, imo. Maybe after you get the ball rolling first on vacay and you can co-ordinate, but that's another can of worms imo.

 

[Agent Smith]

we’re rarely alone together and when we are it’s her and I and the two kids. There was one time months back where I came over to pick up my kid at her house and the girls were sleeping and we sat and talked for awhile on the same couch until mine woke up. That would have been the time to do it but I unfortunately don’t possess the masculine swagger of a 6 sink equity compensator so I pussed out

Take the kids somewhere like this, you two go off to "get food" while they play and you nail her in the car.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

You really, really wanna do this? Plan a big family vacation, some all-inclusive tropical holiday.

The booze will be flowing, lowering inhibitions and giving convenient excuses if she feels guilty afterwards. There will be multiple hotel rooms, changing rooms, bathrooms, lots of places to sneak around.

No one will have a fixed schedule, there will be countless opportunities to make your move, it'll be easy to split off and disappear without too much suspicion. More reasons to not have your phones on you, etc.

Shit sounds way too risky to pull in your everyday, imo. Maybe after you get the ball rolling first on vacay and you can co-ordinate, but that's another can of worms imo.

We’re taking a trip to Maine later this month her family and mine. I hadn’t even thought of it until you said that. I just found out the other day that our vacations overlap that week so we’re all supposed to get together.

 

[Harry Powell]

Counterpoint:

She’s bored or whatever with her husband and just wants the thrill of teasing you or flirting with you. If you actually attempt to follow through, she’ll instantly be disgusted with you and ruin your life

 

[Agent Smith]

Counterpoint:

She’s bored or whatever with her husband and just wants the thrill of teasing you or flirting with you. If you actually attempt to follow through, she’ll instantly be disgusted with you and ruin your life

Either way, the follow up posts will be amazing.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Counterpoint:

She’s bored or whatever with her husband and just wants the thrill of teasing you or flirting with you. If you actually attempt to follow through, she’ll instantly be disgusted with you and ruin your life

Counter-Counterpoint:

In that case he could use the nudes they stupidly forgot to delete to blackmail her into doing WHATEVER he wanted WHENEVER he wanted

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Counterpoint:

She’s bored or whatever with her husband and just wants the thrill of teasing you or flirting with you. If you actually attempt to follow through, she’ll instantly be disgusted with you and ruin your life

It could all be a ruse but I doubt it. When she said that shit at the mall I thought she was joking at first until she said she wished she had met me first before her sister. Just the way she said it and the look she gave me I could tell she was being serious but it’s the first time she’s ever come right out and said anything like that. In the past the flirtation was always more playful and not so obvious. She absolutely was telling me she’s interested. Whether she’d actually cheat or not though I can’t say for sure.

 

[Harry Powell]

It could all be a ruse but I doubt it. When she said that shit at the mall I thought she was joking at first until she said she wished she had met me first before her sister. Just the way she said it and the look she gave me I could tell she was being serious but it’s the first time she’s ever come right out and said anything like that. In the past the flirtation was always more playful and not so obvious. She absolutely was telling me she’s interested. Whether she’d actually cheat or not though I can’t say for sure.

Damn, that’s a real pickle then. Regardless of what you do, please keep us updated, even if you fag out on the vacation.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Best thing seems to drug and rape her (in Minecraft). She can't ruin your life and you got a lil' taste.