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Pre-funster cuntish behaviour

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I hate him.

5:14: Condescendingly telling the host how to do her job correctly
6:27: Passive aggressive comment because he has to start his point again
7:58: Being a sci-fi author, I try to keep up to date on developments in things like neurology????
9:07: Cutting the host off abruptly to finish her point
10:17: But still... close enough.
12:45: Oof. I'm not faulting him................... I'm just stating facts.
14:20: MoST seX is grATuItoUs bY ThE Way
14:50. Sippy Cup Caligula struggles with a glass of water
15:23: Can it make killing less of a hassle and will it help me get laid?
25:29: No press is bad press right? Hm.
33:02: My second, more awkward Hm.
35:42: Final bizarre power play with the mic
 
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HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Condescendingly telling the host how to do her job correctly

On another one of these, the host plugs his book and then puts it down on the table and he immediately picks it back up and props it up so the cover is visible. He does this at least 3 separate times throughout the episode and it never gets any less awkward. Fucking weird little sperg.

EDIT - Here it is



2:45 - Mama Raven's boy deserves to have his cover on display the whole show! 😤
31:55 - haha look at him pretending he wanted to look at something on the book just so he had an excuse to grab it and put it back where it was.
34:35 - She picks it up again but has learned her lesson this time and puts it back in place. Look at him watching her like a hawk as she does it.


Fucking lunatic he is.
 
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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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2:45 - Mama Raven's boy deserves to have his cover on display the whole show! 😤
The best part is how, during this introduction, Pat starts waving at the camera like the rube he is — only for the shot to cut away to the PhD, cutting Pat out of the frame completely.

Did it ever come to light what the exact incident was that got Pat shitcanned from this gig?
 

Bin_The_Blacks

What you Torquin 'bout Wheelers
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I hate him.

5:14: Condescendingly telling the host how to do her job correctly
6:27: Passive aggressive comment because he has to start his point again
7:58: Being a sci-fi author, I try to keep up to date on developments in things like neurology????
9:07: Cutting the host off abruptly to finish her point
10:17: But still... close enough.
12:45: Oof. I'm not faulting him................... I'm just stating facts.
14:20: MoST seX is grATuItoUs bY ThE Way
14:50. Sippy Cup Caligula struggles with a glass of water
15:23: Can it make killing less of a hassle and will it help me get laid?
25:29: No press is bad press right? Hm.
33:02: My second, more awkward Hm.
35:42: Final bizarre power play with the mic

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"If you keep using the same tactic over and over to solve a problem, that's called insanity." Big brain Pat agrees.
 

fricklefrackle

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I hate him.

5:14: Condescendingly telling the host how to do her job correctly
6:27: Passive aggressive comment because he has to start his point again
7:58: Being a sci-fi author, I try to keep up to date on developments in things like neurology????
9:07: Cutting the host off abruptly to finish her point
10:17: But still... close enough.
12:45: Oof. I'm not faulting him................... I'm just stating facts.
14:20: MoST seX is grATuItoUs bY ThE Way
14:50. Sippy Cup Caligula struggles with a glass of water
15:23: Can it make killing less of a hassle and will it help me get laid?
25:29: No press is bad press right? Hm.
33:02: My second, more awkward Hm.
35:42: Final bizarre power play with the mic

Here I clipped them. That was rough.
 
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Dudes who grew up as fat losers and/or awkward nerds revel in being dicks to women as adults to punish them for the hundreds of women who rightfully wouldn’t give them the time of day growing up. To a person, the Pats of the world all have issues with women.

This host is smarter than him, probably just as if not more successful than him, and better looking than any of the women in his life, and he just can’t stand that, so he has to neg her every step of the way on her own show. I bet he sits in his crippling home made lawn furniture, takes a bite of the veggies he grew in his lead paint death boxes, and laughs to himself about how he put that stupid broad in her place and how he’s so smooth she didn’t even know he was doing it.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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He says the word "fags" which has me literally shaking logs of shit from my ass

@4:15

Why does Pat hate homosexuals?

The heavy, nervous breathing is so distracting, especially when the crowd is deathly silent. This audience is really not into his political monologues that he thinks are jokes.
 
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