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Then his bowlegs immediately crack and he hits the floor breaking his hip.Itβs brother Joe time
This is true, he IS a washed-up never-been failure of an ex-writer. Faggot hasn't published anything in 3 years and is writing fan fiction that won't see the light of day. Sad!Patrick doesn't write anymore so it's kinda dumb to have a lit-crit forum
We could change it to a debt-crit or legal-crit forum...
I voted 'shut it down' but I didn't consider this aspect. We should leave it up but stop posting about him.Exactly this. Not worth it to see his dumb victory lap on twitter about it
The idea of just shutting up shop and ghosting him is rib destroying. 5 years of ruining his life and just suddenly nothing. No more victim status, no win against the alt right nazi forum of a defunct radio show. Not one single arrest even with having the names and phone numbers of some of us. I honestly think ignoring him will cause him to do something drastic like restarting the self swatts again. Pat won't be able to quit us, trust me. He just fucking can't let the idiots win.
Leave a βworst ofβ up so new people can see the lore and lock it. We donβt want this please to turn into the message board version of Star Ship Repo.
If Fatso starts oinking again you can always open it back up
Let's say you have a communal account for roughly half a dozen employees, all but one of whom (a lousy receptionist that refers to themself as the hole and makes everyone uncomfortable) are against Patposting.As someone who has been against Pat Posting for several years now, here's what I think should be done.
LitCrit gets leveled. Everyone who has participated in Pat Posting has a special star next to their name and aren't allowed to participate in the Diaper Chat, that doesn't exist.
Sniffβ¦all this would require Patposters to know anything about O&A and how THEY FAWWKIN DO IT!The DMAN laid out his whole plan in the "who should be the next admin?" thread (which The DMAN won by a landslide.)
Privatize the LitCrit section to only dedicated Patposters, but make an announcement that it's been removed.
Rather than gloating, That Patrick Guy will sense something is coming when he stops getting interaction... This will cause him to panic and become afraid of his own shadow. He will start accusing totally normal randoms of being stlakers. He will begin to see the faces of Opie & Anthony in everyone who says odd shit to him, dude.
Every now and then, make his face the banner of our forum, to remind him we're still in charge. This type of mental scarring lasts for a lifetime. Most importantly, it will purge our forum of the unfunny, cringe-inducing faggots who Patpost, because they are not funny.
I voted DMAN because he's a MAN with a FAWKIN PLANThe DMAN laid out his whole plan in the "who should be the next admin?" thread (which The DMAN won by a landslide.)
Privatize the LitCrit section to only dedicated Patposters, but make an announcement that it's been removed.
Rather than gloating, That Patrick Guy will sense something is coming when he stops getting interaction... This will cause him to panic and become afraid of his own shadow. He will start accusing totally normal randoms of being stlakers. He will begin to see the faces of Opie & Anthony in everyone who says odd shit to him, dude.
Every now and then, make his face the banner of our forum, to remind him we're still in charge. This type of mental scarring lasts for a lifetime. Most importantly, it will purge our forum of the unfunny, cringe-inducing faggots who Patpost, because they are not funny.
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