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If I’m being completely honest here @DMAN, I gotta guess that Opie’s life outside of this Cumia spun tapestry of tardation is probably great. He seems actually happy with his normal life, and all that money he has just seems to just be there, and not all up in his head. His kids probably love him, he probably gets more poon form his hot wife then nana’s ever gotten form Missy “the joke bitch” Muscles, and he seems to have genuine friends in his real life.
But 10 years ago TrannyNanny Anty Cumia stuck a toothpick sized splinter, right in the middle of one of Opie’s ass-cheeks, and for ten fucking years, he can’t sit down and do his show without a bunch of rampaging trumpanzee nananogs twitching and slamming that toothpick in his ass like it’s the lever on a slot machine.
But 10 years ago TrannyNanny Anty Cumia stuck a toothpick sized splinter, right in the middle of one of Opie’s ass-cheeks, and for ten fucking years, he can’t sit down and do his show without a bunch of rampaging trumpanzee nananogs twitching and slamming that toothpick in his ass like it’s the lever on a slot machine.