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Pig's episode of Strange Evidence aired last week.

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Udders said:
This nigga used to be on Pawn Stars as a gun/military equipment expert, Craig Gottlieb.

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Why are his eyebrows drawn on with a sharpie? It's jarring.
 
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Serious question for any reformed fat fucks on here...is that even recoverable at his age at this point. Obviously he isn't because he's sick in the head and thinks he looks great but say he had the self-awareness and self-discipline to turn his life around tomorrow...would it be doable? Would he have flaps of excess skin hanging off his face or what? Could he get back to looking relatively normal or has he changed his fundamental facial bone structure through eating and drinking?
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It's definitely doable- if he ditches the booze, the bloat would be gone in 16 weeks (max). In terms of building muscle it would be interesting in that I doubt he has muscle memory, but his lack of ever lifting heavy weights in his life, might allow him to build a decent amount of muscle in a relatively short amount of time.

He'd have to ditch the Hooligans life and fast food for awhile and learn how to eat kind of boring for awhile (stick to chicken, fish, vegetables and cut carbs to no more than 50 grams a day). In 6 months he wouldn't look like shit (relatively speaking) and if he actually increased his physical activity to a good cardio program of 3-4 days a week, combined with weight training 3-4 days a week, he'd probably be able to legitimately weigh 225.

That said, he'd still be a faggot. And he doesn't have the discipline nor the will power to better himself.
 
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Why is there so much meat below his eyes? How the fuck does your face get that puffy? I usually think he can’t really be an alcoholic bc of what a pussy he is, but maybe he really is.

Probably not even binging and getting wrecked though, must be just drinking every day.
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He likely has a BAC *while* they are recording him. He needs to be at least a beer or 2 in just to not have alcohol withdrawal shakes
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He's definitely an alcoholic. There's no other way to account for that facial bloat.

I know it isn't said often enough around here, but Patrick is a dole-collecting bum who does literally nothing all day. It's a known fact that he frequently hangs around bars early in the day. He's almost certainly sipping beers from the early afternoon till late at night. He doesn't strike me as someone who goes nuts and drinks himself into a stupor, but rather someone who drinks steadily all day, every day.


I think it's just beers to be honest. Sugar doesn't have to be factor in it, this isn't regular weight gain he's having. I don't even think the variant of booze matters that much, but rather the way in which he drinks it.

Again, I think he's a "functioning" alcoholic in the sense that he doesn't go on insane benders but instead, he drinks it like most people drink coffee or smoke cigarettes. He's developed a dependence and he gradually quaffs a coupla road sodas spread across the day. He might get tipsy at the end of it, but the point is that he's got at least one beer in him at pretty much any given time. And that might actually be worse than going on the occasional bender.

I'm gonna go Dr. Steve here and point out that the thing with alcohol is that it's basically a poison that's just very shit at killing you. Going hogwild in the weekends and passing out feels fucking awful the next day because your body isn't used to getting a bunch of bad shit pumped through it. And that's a good thing. It's your body detoxifying in the literal sense of the word. It'd be very fucking bad if you reach the point where your body is not only desensitized to booze but actually used to it, dependent on it. Constantly needing to have venom coursing through your veins and never getting a break from it to properly recover. And that's exactly the point that pig reached a while back.

That's the reason why frat guys can drink themselves into an absolute fucking stupor 2-3 times a week for 4 years without turning into complete ghouls by the end of it. Besides youth, it's the fact that they take breaks between the binging sessions and actually do things. Counterintuitively, that kinda lifestyle is probably healthier than drinking comparatively milder amounts consistently, daily, for months on end. The difference between quickly moving your hand through an open flame and holding it right next to it for hours.

Think of the other alkies we know of. When did Lady Di and Ant really start to bloat up bad? They were always heavy boozers since adulthood, but the change didn't start to really set in until both of them got fired from their jobs. No reason to hold back on the day drinking afterwards because no responsibilities, coupled with a lot of free time to do it in. Pat's very similar but clearly not quite as exorbitant. It took him a good few years of neetdom to really start to balloon, and that ballooning's been ramping up over the last couple of years. Coincidentally, just after he crossed our path.

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This is definitely the case, but much worse. We know from his late night Twitter tirades that he gets sloshed on a regular basis. He likely wakes up most mornings shakey and sweaty and in the early stages of severe alcohol withdrawal, and as you mentioned is constantly 1-2 beers deep. He needs to be taking sips all day just to keep the withdrawal symptoms at bay. Once it gets closer to bedtime, he starts pounding drinks and the cycle continues. As he gets older, his brain is rapidly going to lose the ability to handle this, and we can expect to witness more frequent outbursts and meltdowns. If he had an ounce of dignity or self esteem, he would remove all alcohol from his half hovel and go to the nearest clinic and explain his situation. They would give him some valium to avoid the physical withdrawal symptoms, and he would be on the road to recovery. I have a feeling Niki was preventing him from going off the deep end, but I suspect she is out of the picture as of recent.
 
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