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Piggy said he was swatted

Clint Ruin

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-Niki goes away for some reason
-pat not on Twitter for a long time (for him, really it was like 6 hours)
-a call is made and police show up. The police behave in quite a civil manner despite the angry, insane suid they’re dealing with.

Pat was drunk and texting Niki or someone else close to him some dark shit. In desperation they called the police to check on him. They say “he’s saying crazy things, he’s by himself and he has guns”.

I would laugh so hard if the swatting was an act of kindness by someone who actually cares about him.
Sound theory. Rick is living in the other half of the duplex, Niki goes "out of town" without him. Divorce is impending, Rick got some bad news that night.
 
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They just don't get it maaaan, they're not trolls, they're dedicated cyberatalkers! Hate Rick a lot.
 

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THEORY (100% fact)
Niki made the call - the cop kept quizzing him regarding an ex possible female called it in.
Pat has bullied her to the extent that she is a stockholm victim.
Pat has probably embellished a whole lot more to her than he has said on twitter in a plan to scare/isolate her further
He then convinces her that this is a plan that will finally end it all. (lord she's been through enough)
She will be away and he has forewarned the police so everything will be fine.
Pat expected to give his speech all level headed and smug on the doorstep IF they come to his door to check up on him (they are supposed to know about his warning)
instead they turned up and erred on the side of caution and cuffed piggy resulting in his speech being after in his meltdown
the reason he was so angry was because they had fucked up. the fuck up was not following the script that piggy poorly wrote.

He planned on having another swatting attempt 'on the record' so he can have 'stats' to backup his victimization
it was one he was conveniently warned about in advance though,..

Bert Bertlinson should point out the apparent domestic abuse that niki is suffering at the hands of patrick.
he controls her twitter account
doesnt let her dress in anything other than leggings and a hoodie
the photos show it all. her rapid decline and constant drinking with the only joy shown when she is pictured with people other than pat.
there is a rumor that pat was posting most of the niki based contact forms in a bid to pyschologically abuse her with a plausible alibi.
he even made her move her office into the hovel to further isolate her
after the lien, the fence, BDA, the past 6 months have taken a heavy toll. she knows it and more importantly mama robinson knows.

Pat had a hail mary plan. By creating torque wheeler he can larp as having a job to satisfy mama robinson/niki, it not be connected to him, but he can still maintain his own twitter account to fight the trolls.
When it got torpedo'd by his own fatness he literally had nothing left. he was being handed L's daily by those damn stlakers and I think it got to a boiling point particularly with the contact forms.

All of this at the 2 year anniversary of Bernald Trammel's (RIP) Death piggy must e very emotional.
I think she was trying to get him killed or arrested, did it while she's out of town
 

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Thinking about this one again. Maybe he did kill her and that's why pat phrased it that way. Is it possible that his freak out was to cover his actual crime? Is that why he was twitter silent? Just asking questions here.
That last line really is fucking creepy. I can't find any reason to validate why any sane person would say that about their wife
 
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I'll continue to add more as he tweets.

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Got him in his bathrobe:

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Wow! Our strong boy needed four cops to restrain him.

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I think he's completely full of shit. Doubt he was even swatted.

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Piggy takes a break from his story to do some replies:

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Bodycam footage of his tiny pig penis?

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Those cops are in for a childing:

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Here it comes... (If this is a Vos plug I'm going to shit my pants)

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My poor ribs:

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And he's done:

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I’m skipping ahead because why bother. The police didn’t head to your home drawn with guns drawn. They never have. We have the audio of you screaming at meak female women who definitely don’t remind you of your first better wife.

It’s just more lies that my somehow less sociopathic brothamen will expose, St. Mel willing, you pathological liar.

In St. Alivia we trust.
 

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144 RT in 3 hours is not very imrpessive for a 50k follower account announcing he survived a murder attempt involving police, no? Bet Pat is getting hammered trying to cope with his little thread not gaining the traction he had hoped
He is hoping to wake up to vice reporters wanting his story.
 
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A few things to keep in mind:
  • Given how big Pat has grown as a lolcow it's not out of the question to think that someone might actually swat him
  • The idea that someone would text him weeks in advance to say they're going to swat him seems pretty farfetched
  • He claims someone called and said he shot/killed his wife. Once the bodycam gets released, we will know whether this is true or not as the police will likely state why they are there.
If this was an actual swatting... I will be very disappointed. We don't fawkin do that shit here
 
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