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Piggy said he was swatted

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I'm just gonna pretend this is Scream now and one of you guys or a prolific kiwi user is a deranged serial killer bent on murdering Patrick.

My guess is @AnOminous. Something about them feels ominous and I can't put my finger on it.

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His problem is he's embellishing too much. Too much detail. If this was really happening he wouldn't be detailing this much because he'd be in shock and have adrenaline fucking him up. This is where he fucks things up.

A bystander pulling a baby out of a burning house isn't going to detail the shade of paint and what was on the TV or how many steps it took.

This is how you know this never happened.
He’s trying to downplay how embarrassed he is.

Someone should reach out to @MPD, comment?
 

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Lol, "wellness check swatted".


Yeah, I've been "didn't register my plates" swatted" and "politely asked to keep my dog from barking swatted". You can't just add "swatted" at the end of shit to make it sound threaten, dumb bitch.
Nothing beats the terror of my “That’s a bus lane, not a turn lane” SWATing. Maybe one day I’ll have the courage to share it.
 

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To quell the kiwifaggotry, here's why OnAForums can't be behind a swatting - when Boomia took credit for a bomb threat that didn't happen, everyone here fucking flipped out because "How dare you threaten to destroy what Quasi built?". No one here would do something retarded like this because Quasi has already been a fucking legend and ate the legal cost of the lawsuit, and we have some respect for this thing of ours.

On the other hand, we have precedence of Kiwi lurkers engaging with Fatrick, doxxing themselves, and traveling in person to find and fight him at Hooligans. Not that I'm bashing Andrew because he's a fucking legend for doing so, but there is no precedence of anyone from this forum doing anything other than CuntFucker throwing pepperoni on his sidewalk.
the amount of sick fucks lurking on kiwifarms is easily way more than here. KF is a pretty high profile site
 
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Because of this, the 911 call is more important than the body cam footage. despite what Brinton perjured himself, no one here is actually from the midwest, the vast majority of OnA fans are from the Northeast, so if the caller starts talking like a Packers fan in a fake voice, we'll know exactly what happened
We still won’t know. Nadolski is from the Midwest. Rick has a 1M+ lolcow thread on Kiwifarms now, this shit is far outside of our control now.

I’ve been saying for months that something like this was going to happen and here we are and It won’t be the last time either because of what it produced. This forum could close down tomorrow and it’s never going to end. There’s a million spastic kiwitard lurkers out there now that are going to fuck with him forever.
 

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A lot of the people replying to his tweets have contact forms interestingly enough.
Imagine if a cyberstlaker politely thanked them for their support, but to stay the fuck out of it because they could never understand what torques been through. That could be pretty annoying for Rick to have to deal with after his meltdown AND not getting packers in London tickets.
 

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Basically, we make Uvalde police look like rapid response.

Seriously, his take is retarded as fuck. We’d knock maybe once and then kick down a door. At that time, with that type of call, the liability for not doing anything is worse.
How great would it have been if he was also on the hook for replacing his door?
 

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How would that work if there was something illegal found. Is it like a temporary scope just related to whatever the call was about. Like say you had a scarface pile of coke. I'm sure they could seize it under forfeiture, but could you be charged with a crime?

Seems like an easy way to get around a warrant. Oh we don't have a warrant let's get dave in accounting whos been doing improv classes to call in a kidnapping.
They had probable cause for a murder, that's all they need.
 
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How would that work if there was something illegal found. Is it like a temporary scope just related to whatever the call was about. Like say you had a scarface pile of coke. I'm sure they could seize it under forfeiture, but could you be charged with a crime?

Seems like an easy way to get around a warrant. Oh we don't have a warrant let's get dave in accounting whos been doing improv classes to call in a kidnapping.
pretty much. not even that.
knock at door, no answer
one officer looks at another
"i hear someone who could possibly be in trouble"
" why yes, so do i...."
kicks door in

unsure about being charged with things they were not being searched for etc. that depends on what goes down after i guess.
 
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