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Piggy is getting drunk at Applebees

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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it'd make sense if your joke made sense, beer is piss cheap in Wisconsin.
From the look of Pat I think he switched to liquor and sugar mixers to make his drunk dollar go farther. I’m a pretty heavy drinker but I stick to beer and have avoided sugar drinks for years. Piggy has gained weight at an alarming rate mostly due to heavy drinking AND sugar mixers.
 
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Pregaming for the Brewers game?
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Cygnus Nana X-1

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This type of special is for 20 somethings. The only 40ish types that buy this this are raging alcoholics who crave the best cost to drunk ratio. I was the douche on the cruise ship with the bucket of Corona's when I was younger and became aware of what a cunt I looked like as I got older. It's one thing to do this but a whole other level of depravity to publicly announce it. Nice crippling alcoholism, stupid.
 
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