Piggy gives up on fence because of a little wind

[It’s Meboe]

Just do what a lot of people do. Drive down to Home Depot, pick up a couple Mexicans and pay them to do it

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Bob Veala

 

[Meownaw]

Bob Veala

Bob Velveta

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

LITERALLY 4 POSTS. WHO GIVES A FUCK? A NON-FAGGOT CAN PUT UP TWO FENCE PANELS < 1 HOUR INCLUDING GETTING THEM FROM THE STORE.

Patrick, you are a blubbery weakling and I will enjoy removing your genitals with your post-hole digger.

Run tell that, nigger.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"I don't think so, Tim. The lien can be enforced even after you declare bankruptcy, and the wiring in that outlet will only serve to drive down the value of the home even more."

 

[ChildlessHambino]

He’s the softest man on earth.

 

[guest]

I'm assuming he got the fence and posts delivered since he has no truck and no friends who would help him out with a truck. I don't see any cement. Is he just gonna dig some holes, plant the posts, and fill them back in with dirt?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm assuming he got the fence and posts delivered since he has no truck and no friends who would help him out with a truck. I don't see any cement. Is he just gonna dig some holes, plant the posts, and fill them back in with dirt?

Shhh just let him finish.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Weeeeeee doggy Country Pat is on the scene, child

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Bob Velveta

Tim The Droolman Failure

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Just hire a mexican like usual

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Maybe Tommy climbing up high on windmills could give him some tips

gattdamn he really is a disgusting piece of shit.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

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Nice "35 mph wind gust", stupid. Tomorrow is supposed to be about as windy as today was.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The backyards and frontyards of every house i've lived in here in desert wasteland arizona had more green in them. Another tally in the failure column for piggy

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Instead of free pizza, he needs free Mexican laborers, who he won't tip either

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Maybe Tommy climbing up high on windmills could give him some tips

This is where your friends would help you at least lift it into place. And since I know Patrick is a regular reader here, friends are other people. People who don't think you're a giant childish asshole, child. People you don't shit on. I know it's a strange concept but trust me it pays off to have at least a few people you don't talk down to and shit on incessantly. Work on it. You can practice on your wife in the meantime.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

He had all week to get stain and take his time digging post holes. I knew he was going to have to take trips to home depot since he wasnt prepared.

Do you know how hard it is to plan an 8 ft fence when you're busy selling insurance all day and your editor's riding your ass because they need 5 more chapters this month to keep up your rigorous publishing schedule?

 

[guest]

7 tweets in the past half hour, 7 or so tweets 2 hours ago, a couple more between 3-4 hours ago. I guess the fence will be an Easter Sunday project at this point. Or he'll post a picture of the finished product later on and we'll know he paid someone to do it.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I think those chubby, soft, effeminate immaculate hands tell me the truth about Fatrick and his supposed YEARS of rough and rough manual labour more than Fatrick will.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

For someone down $140,000 in legal fees, you’d think he’d be used to digging holes by now.