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Piggy apparently doing a comedy set this Saturday

EraGodless

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This is shaping up to be the best Juneteenth ever!
That shit really grinds my gears. Making it a federal holiday when even 99% of niggers don't even know what it is- It's exclusive to Texas. Most Texans don't or didn't give a shit about it, because the "holiday" came after the school calendar was already over for the year.

It's literally a holiday celebrating nigger ignorance in Texas. Texas slaves didn't get the emancipation memo until after other Southern niggers. That's it. That's the holiday.

As an aside, you could do one of those old Leno or Letterman, man on the street type interviews and ask random black people what Juneteenth means and what it means to them. The answers would be hilarious. You would have a better chance at Patrick explaining Algebra 2 or Chemistry/Physics.
 
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bantadant

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That shit really grinds my gears. Making it a federal holiday when even 99% of niggers don't even know what it is- It's exclusive to Texas. Most Texans don't or didn't give a shit about it, because the "holiday" came after the school calendar was already over for the year.

It's literally a holiday celebrating nigger ignorance in Texas. Texas slaves didn't get the emancipation memo until after other Southern niggers. That's it. That's the holiday.

As an aside, you could do one of those old Leno or Letterman, man on the street type interviews and ask random black people what Juneteenth means and what it means to them. The answers would be hilarious. You would have a better chance at Patrick explaining Algebra 2 or Chemistry/Physics.
There was a Juneteenth celebration last week at work and they ran out of fried chicken at it.

Also you were supposed to RSVP if you were coming, but so many nigs just showed up without registering because it was an excuse to get out of work
 
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There was a Juneteenth celebration last week at work and they ran out of fried chicken at it.

Also you were supposed to RSVP if you were coming, but so many nigs just showed up without registering because it was an excuse to get out of work
I was buying a watermelon at the grocery store yesterday because it's summer and the black lady at checkout asked if I was buying it for a Juneteenth celebration. Yeah, sure lady.
 

FatPatsBaps

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That's your bit? Laughing at the sexual abuse of minors?
That reminds me of his stupid Timmy joke from that 'Havin' a Few with Patrick Tomlinson', or whatever it was called (video where Pat says he misses his ex-wife).

He tried to make a poignant joke about child sex abusers, whilst poking fun at child sex abuse. It was about as carefully thought out as the brilliant concepts 'Stealthy Geek', and #DLTIW.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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I loved that movie when I was a kid. Totally forgot he had a star of David on his arm lol. Think about how much of a hateable piece of shit you'd have to be to get into 500 street fights.
plus i'd assume most people long before they got to that many would realize "maybe I should stop being that dickhead who gets in fights all the time so nobody wants to hang out with me"
 
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