Pigger will be on a national news program, get your DVR ready!

[Ladynyahh]

Do you think Patrick would give Lester Holt a pass and let him fart in Niki's vagina?

 

[Udders]

And no stupid, you don't owe your stlakers $50k. You owe Quasis legal fees because a judge specifically said he didn't do anything after you named him as a defendant.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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If you only knew how bad things really are

That i just had sex with Pat underwhelmed look

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

From the article:

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Pigger's eyes are really starting to frighten me. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, spooky shit is happening in Pat's basement. He's totally checked out and capable of anything (except getting a job, of course).

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

SONOFABITCH. I take a break and this retard is on the national news.

 

[Niki]

leave for two hours and this shit happens fawk

 

[Will Tate]

Imagine wanting to be famous.
Then imagine this is how you decide to go about it.
Enjoy the next few days, Pat, I'm sure this time you finally made it!

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

leave for two hours and this shit happens fawk

Turns out Niki is not beautiful. Turns out she looks like shit even when she makes pathetic attempts to look presentable for national television.

Sure hope no kiwi farmer texts Lynne and laughs at how much of an ugly loser her daughter is.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Those are the faces of two broken people.

Speaking of which, Pats face is starting to morph into that human fish thing that was Landos copilot in Return of the Jedi.

 

[Niki]

hes hiding his faggotry from the world

 

[fricklefrackle]

Lil' taste...

 

[Imager]

Reminder: this televised story left out all sorts of pertinent details. Remember this whenever you watch any news story, especially national. If you didn't know anything about Patrick you'd think he was just a powerless victim who definitely doesn't do things to egg this on and there's absolutely no suspicion that he himself was behind the swaTTings.

Also, I watched this live with my wife, who knows about some of our shenanigans because I can't keep my mouth shut sometimes. She asked, "Why doesn't he just change his phone number?"

I said, "Because, child, then the idiots win."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is making accusations without providing actual proof. Nobody is swatting him here.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Reminder: this televised story left out all sorts of pertinent details. Remember this whenever you watch any news story, especially national. If you didn't know anything about Patrick you'd think he was just a powerless victim who definitely doesn't do things to egg this on and there's absolutely no suspicion that he himself was behind the swaTTings.

Also, I watched this live with my wife, who knows about some of our shenanigans because I can't keep my mouth shut sometimes. She asked, "Why doesn't he just change his phone number?"

I said, "Because, child, then the idiots win."

I'd like to ask, and I hope you don't take offense, if you have any pics of her feet/asshole you'd like to share?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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hes hiding his faggotry from the world

What a coward. trying to manipulate the narrative.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

All those consecutive days at the gym really paying dividends.

 

[Will Tate]

Guys, don't post the video of Pat's trespasser in every Twitter post about this. I've already seen a couple people doing that and I don't want to Special Boy's day to get ruined, so don't anyone else post this all over Twitter. Thank you.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

All those consecutive days at the gym really paying dividends.

WTF is wrong with his shirt?
It looks like he ironed it with an SUV