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I have a vague memory of this. They really use one of those things?What about the mobile dishwasher?
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I have a vague memory of this. They really use one of those things?What about the mobile dishwasher?
Yes, child. I’m sure a brothaman better than me can locate it.I have a vague memory of this. They really use one of those things?
Their decision to purchase that home made a lot more sense once I found out it was financed by the seller because Pat and Niki don’t qualify for a mortgage with their shitty credit scores. This ghetto dump was literally their only option and boy does it show.Yes, child. I’m sure a brothaman better than me can locate it.
Fuck quasi. What's he done lately.
Yes, child. I’m sure a brothaman better than me can locate it.
Their decision to purchase that home made a lot more sense once I found out it was financed by the seller because Pat and Niki don’t qualify for a mortgage with their shitty credit scores. This ghetto dump was literally their only option and boy does it show.
It's not the only thing in that house that doesn't workI think that’s the default mode when the thing doesn’t work.
I guess YOU haven't seen his backyard.
Those must be his canning jars for his illegally-cooked-and-sold hot sauce.
There’s no water line running to the fridge.Why do they drink warm water from the tap if their fridge has a water filter?
Bingo. From the looks of things that kitchen hasn’t been updated since the 60s or so and they didn’t have water lines to the fridge back then.There’s no water line running to the fridge.
Not to be a delicate flower or anything but I can’t imagine living in such a dump in my 40s. Everyone has that first shitty apartment in their 20s but fucking hell, my college dorm was more luxurious than Pat’s hovel.Bingo. From the looks of things that kitchen hasn’t been updated since the 60s or so and they didn’t have water lines to the fridge back then.
Yeah this place is very similar to the first rental my wife and I had when I had just started my career and she was in school still. The landlord gave us a dishwasher on wheels after about a year and we were pretty excited about it. Our combined income was about $35k so not quite 6 figures each.Not to be a delicate flower or anything but I can’t imagine living in such a dump in my 40s. Everyone has that first shitty apartment in their 20s but fucking hell, my college dorm was more luxurious than Pat’s hovel.
No central air would be a dealbreaker on its own. Then factor in the original pipes, lead paint and cracking walls. Pat was really stupid enough to think this was an investment property in a rapidly gentrifying area? He really is a much bigger moron than any of us can even fathom.
Because the only people on his side are literally retarded.I still can’t figure out why Rick has anyone on his side when he tells these obvious lies every day.
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