Pig eating his morning slop in the alley

[TorpidSloth]

This is the best thing about Pat. Everything he tries to LARP as is just a caricature of the real thing. He’s so retarded and inept, it almost becomes silly how bad he wants to be considered everything he is isn’t; a fat uneducated rube from a flyover state.

There's a reason he still thinks Milwaukee is an exotic and desirable metropolis. To him, it is. He grew up in a shack in the middle of nowhere. His home town is a depressing little shithole. Neither of those things would count against him if he wasn't such a pretentious cunt.

 

[JohnDoe62]

There's a reason he still thinks Milwaukee is an exotic and desirable metropolis. To him, it is. He grew up in a shack in the middle of nowhere. His home town is a depressing little shithole. Neither of those things would count against him if he wasn't such a pretentious cunt.

"those of us who made it out"

 

[Josef Kuminski]

There's a reason he still thinks Milwaukee is an exotic and desirable metropolis. To him, it is. He grew up in a shack in the middle of nowhere. His home town is a depressing little shithole. Neither of those things would count against him if he wasn't such a pretentious cunt.

He’s been to Europe, NYC and LA. This fat pig has traveled more in five years than I have in the last 15 years. He can’t possible still think that after traveling and seeing ancient Europe and the biggest cities the US has to offer that Milwaukee is a desirable place to live, especially where he lives. The places I lived off campus in college were nicer than the shithole he lives in.

 

[TorpidSloth]

"those of us who made it out"

I remember looking up a few of his classmates once. I went for guys who look like they would've bullied him. All of them were better off than him. Not a high bar admittedly, but he thinks he's better than them. Life disagreed.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember looking up a few of his classmates once. I went for guys who look like they would've bullied him. All of them were better off than him. Not a high bar admittedly, but he thinks he's better than them. Life disagreed.

I bet a majority of the people he went to school with are happy with families and trade work type jobs and make more than piggy. Pat thinks Milwaukee is “big city living” while in a shit hole next to a shitty apartment building but in his mind it’s up there with NYC and LA.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I bet a majority of the people he went to school with are happy with families and trade work type jobs and make more than piggy. Pat thinks Milwaukee is “big city living” while in a shit hole next to a shitty apartment building but in his mind it’s up there with NYC and LA.

Yeah, they were things like a guy who sold windows and a guy who had his own small haulage company. All family men. Solid men who know who they are and are a part of their community.

Meanwhile Rick abandoned his daughter, is an international laughing stock and is unemployed/unemployable.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah, they were things like a guy who sold windows and a guy who had his own small haulage company. All family men. Solid men who know who they are and are a part of their community.

Meanwhile Rick abandoned his daughter, is an international laughing stock and is unemployed/unemployable.

Yeah that’s the majority of my high school class - yes we had people go into healthcare / engineers / finance / etc but a good amount are all some kind of trade work (roofing, construction, plumbers / heating cooling / mechanic / electrician / machinist / etc) and married shortly after high school (still married) and had a couple kids and bought homes not far from where they grew up. Piggy was a loser who thought he was better than everyone and thinks he’s living the best out of his class.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I bet a majority of the people he went to school with are happy with families and trade work type jobs and make more than piggy. Pat thinks Milwaukee is “big city living” while in a shit hole next to a shitty apartment building but in his mind it’s up there with NYC and LA.

Milwaukee
The population of Tucson
The size of Knoxville
The GDP of Raleigh

Major city, stlaker. Sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[RickReternal]

Milwaukee
The population of Tucson
The size of Knoxville
The GDP of Raleigh

Major city, stlaker. Sorry you’re so stupid.

GDP of Raleigh? That’s not too bad, right? Far be it from me to defend the pig’s current sty but Raleigh is a state capital and has a bunch of stuff around it.

 

[lil chud]

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He reminds me of Rittenhouse here. If Pat was self-aware he would actually have a career in comedy, but unfortunately, his career is instead a comedy. The bitch tits are a nice touch.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Reality:

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Sprinkle some coffee grounds in that cup of cream and sugar, Pat.

He truly doesn't believe he's fat or he'd be too embarrassed to post all the slop he consumes.

 

[Udders]

I guess I stand correcTed but I remember somewhere he said coffee upsets his stomach.

He absolutely did. Who the fuck can't drink coffee? Can't drink coffee, allergic to breast milk, Pat really is just as disgusting a creature as Melissa Blake. Just a disaster all around.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

GDP of Raleigh? That’s not too bad, right? Far be it from me to defend the pig’s current sty but Raleigh is a state capital and has a bunch of stuff around it.

He calls it a major city. No one talks about major US cities and says Raleigh.

 

[RickReternal]

He calls it a major city. No one talks about major US cities and says Raleigh.

Oh I didn’t know he said that. Yeah no.

 

[PatrickSTomlinsonVEVO]

Reality:

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Great Value is the most depressing brand there is. even Dollar General’s food brand, Clover Valley, at least sounds nicer. “great value” is one step above “government rations”

 

[Kinderman]

I have breakfast on a pallet chair, do you, child?
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I have breakfast on a big table with my daughter
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Can I Borrow a Squealing?

 

[Stent]

 

[TorpidSloth]

Fatly wrong as usual. English muffins are made from a dough. Crumpets are made from a batter. It's like saying sourdough bread is basically a pancake.