All those gremlins that got different powers was really cool to me as a kid. Especially the spider and bat ones.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Spaceballs is still funny, but I’m sure it gets shit on here.
Julianne Moore in Evolution, I'd eat her ass until my tongue falls off if you catch my drift
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That bitch is 61! So she was in her 40s then??!! Shit
Step Brothers is fucking hilarious and the only people you'd lose street cred with over liking it are too cool for the room type faggots.
Bean
Big
Good Morning
Real Life
Take the Money and Run
Time Bandits
Waking Ned Devine
If we're counting straight up kid's movies I'd throw Home Alone, Paddington, School of Rock and most of the Muppets stuff in there.
None of these are really like Napoleon Dynamite, but that was a pretty distinct movie.
Big
Good Morning
Real Life
Take the Money and Run
Time Bandits
Waking Ned Devine
If we're counting straight up kid's movies I'd throw Home Alone, Paddington, School of Rock and most of the Muppets stuff in there.
None of these are really like Napoleon Dynamite, but that was a pretty distinct movie.
Heavyweights is one of my fav comedies. Ben Stiller is a great comedic heel.
Dennis the Menace
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"May I take your trident, sir?" Always gets me.
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The run up Michael Caine takes when he's caning Freddie's supposedly dead legs always makes me laugh. So many funny moments in that movie
Any other R-rated comedies come to mind you'd like to post?
Good Burger contains my finest performance. The "I think I broke my ass" scene is a tearjerker.
There’s no way that’s not rated PG-13. Crazy that Napoleon Dynamite is only PG though. Kicking and Screaming is pretty funny. First line of the movie is, “I was born a baby.”
Whelp. It turns out both Trading Places and A Fish Called Wanda are rated R.
So I guess I'm not good at this game.
So I guess I'm not good at this game.