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He also says Manhattan is a city.Manhattan has 1milion population. All of NYC is 8million. So the first sentence of this mush brain's book is factually incorrect.
wait... is this a book or a police confession?
Embarassing“I’m a New Yorker anyway you cut it, and proud of it”
Not so…
Thatvand somebody posting pictures of it for sale at a dollar tree.Joe mooing outside of Nana's book signing; one of my favorite outcomes of this ass wipe of a book
Nothing will ever top that book cover, though. Jesus, what an abortion that thing was, just a total eyesore that screams "throw me into the nearest dumpster". I'd genuinely be ashamed to even have that thing in my house. I have to assume he was hammered when he chose that hilarious picture, where he looks like he's having a boil on his scrotum lanced.
YEAH, WAS IT?He wrote an entire chapter for a 15 second interaction with an actual celebrity.
Was it?
Lazy, hacky, escapist fantasy bullshit, with none of that Nana edge he reserves for his tweeting. "And when I drive into that city, I realize that by golly, I escaped by dreary blue-collar life and made the big time in the Big Apple". Sure you did, Nana, sure you did. The guy composes five hundred tweets a day, but couldn't put together anything more than a trite version of his gay life story for his retarded book. "Then Opie and I realized we'd struck radio gold"...yawn.
This probably happened to someone when they came crawling out. LolI was unpacking my luch pail and saw a jew crawling out of a sewer grate.
He wrote an entire chapter for a 15 second interaction with an actual celebrity.
Was it?
If Opie had been there, it probably would have been a problem.
Watching that play out live had me in stitches.Joe mooing outside of Nana's book signing; one of my favorite outcomes of this ass wipe of a book
Each of his "chapters" were like 4 pages maxHe wrote an entire chapter for a 15 second interaction with an actual celebrity.
Was it?
He wrote an entire chapter for a 15 second interaction with an actual celebrity.
Was it?
He could have dished some dirt and/or told a few untold tales from his O&A heyday, as opposed to recounting his retarded life story, again. Typical Cue-mia sloth, as usual Nana put in the bare minimum effort-wise. Then, keeping with that theme, he decided to reference his fucking gay Twitter ban in the title, like the immense tweeting queer he is. And THEN he elected to use the most faggotized photo possible for the cover, guaranteeing it'd fail miserably, as if there was any doubt. I hope that when he dies, Satan punishes him over the trees that were wasted on the paper used to print that thing.It really had that vibe of a elementary school reading level biography.
Incredibly, it also contained happy-go-lucky exclamation points on every single page. You know, the bit Norton used to do where he would read copy with unnecessary exclamation points very loudly... Anthony is "that guy" who wrote faggy sentences, like this!
"The City of Manhattan!! I was there!! I used to do HVAC duct work!! But then I became a radio superstar!! I was on Letterman!! I pounded two beers before I walked out!!". I'm more and more convinced that his "ghost writers" just deliberately ripped him off, and had one of their slow-witted children write that crap."THE CITY OF MANHATTAN."
Fucking uneducated Moor.
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