People you thought were cool, but you later thought they were huge faggots.

[aRTie02150]

Elton John.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Op

 

[bantadant]

Hetfield especially. Lars was always gay and Kirk was always kind of faggy, but James was a thrash god. And now he's some sort of queer cowboy, crying on stage like a little baby girl and yodeling like he's riding the range or something. That new song they just dropped sucks, too.

The only non-fag in the band died in the bus crash

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The only non-fag in the band died in the bus crash

He would've turned into an artsy homo. Rob seems like a nice guy and Jason left at the right time.

 

[bantadant]

You either die in a fiery bus crash or live to see yourself become a fag.

Also why do you have to transpose the letters in fire to make the word fiery ? Makes no fucking sense

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

He would've turned into an artsy homo. Rob seems like a nice guy and Jason left at the right time.

agree. no way that guy stays cool. can't think of any artist that changed the public perception of themselves so quickly or drastically than Metallica putting out that faggy documentary.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Hetfield especially. Lars was always gay and Kirk was always kind of faggy, but James was a thrash god. And now he's some sort of queer cowboy, crying on stage like a little baby girl and yodeling like he's riding the range or something. That new song they just dropped sucks, too.

I mean they were good for 4 years. Like the Simpson's the majority of their existence has absolutely blown. They're only legends to dad rock faggots who don't really like metal

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Everyone but Ian Brown

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[guest]

I agree totally. His constant based weed act is cringeworthy. We get it you smoke cannabis.

Hes the hip hop Doug Benson

Speaking of, I'm looking back at the exact moment Snoop jumped the shark from "hard" to clown-ish and it was his role in Half Baked.

Seems like he's been playing that trope for a quarter century now.

 

[Chapel]

On one hand I hated Sean Connery for campaigning for an independent Scotland whilst he lived in the Bahamas, dodging taxes and wouldn’t be forced to eat deep fried dog food when it went tits up but he knew how to handle a woman

 

[Uncle Floyd]

 

[Huh?]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

That NOFX guy, Fat Mike.

This fucking guy was always a cock sucker. My dumb ass punk friends wouldn't shut up about him, but he's just another whiny jew who towed the line later in life for a spot at the new 6 figure "middle class"

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He would've turned into an artsy homo. Rob seems like a nice guy and Jason left at the right time.

I also believe this, from what the band says Cliff was the “real” musical one and he died before they got huge so we didn’t get to see how that would go to his head.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I also believe this, from what the band says Cliff was the “real” musical one and he died before they got huge so we didn’t get to see how that would go to his head.

Great point. Nobody could have spent that much time around Lars and Kirk without becoming a soft fag at 30/Load era

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Been posted already. But we didn't know we could be so wrong about someone

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I mean they were good for 4 years. Like the Simpson's the majority of their existence has absolutely blown. They're only legends to dad rock faggots who don't really like metal

IMO the last time Metallica was Metallica was their set at Woodstock 1994. While I disliked "Black", they were still good in concert. Since that point, though, it's been pure faggotry. Terrible albums once every seven years, Hetfield constantly blubbering about his alcoholism and his feelings, it's repellent. I HATE his sing-songy "new" voice, and it ruins all the old stuff they play. And now they have a new album in the can that's supposedly based around "how their childhoods shaped them". Sounds great, James.

 

[guest]

I don’t think it’s really fair to put anyone 60+ on this list. Just about everyone goes soft when they get old. There are very few Mel Gibson and Charlton Hestons out there.