Paul tries a dating app

[Chive Turkey]

Looks like an advert for chemotherapy: before and waaay before.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Isn't Joe about 20 years older than him? They barely look any different. Fuck, Hildy, you stink.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Counterpoint: I never sold drugs, stole valor, abandoned my mother in a nursing home, beat my ex wife, drove recklessly with my child in the car, caused her to miss excessive amounts of School, fucked my brothers wife, shook down my brother for money so I didn't have to work or filed false dmca claims.

Yeah and I never called anybody mean names on here @chiquita banana stop being such a meanie!

 

[Professor Rape]

Isn't Joe about 20 years older than him? They barely look any different. Fuck, Hildy, you stink.

"Oh sweety, you think age isn't just a number? Get out more." -- Eric Hildeman

 

[Suetonius]

Just watched the "masculine poses" video that chick suggested.

What in the faggot?

Some zoomer on Tiktok is practicing this in front of the mirror, JuiceWRLD blaring on his bluetooth speaker while the LED lights in his room flash RGB…

 

[Professor Rape]

Some zoomer on Tiktok is practicing this in front of the mirror, JuiceWRLD blaring on his bluetooth speaker while the LED lights in his room flash RGB…

And that zoomers name? You guessed it Sue Stalone.

 

[BraunsGhost]

Isn't Joe about 20 years older than him? They barely look any different. Fuck, Hildy, you stink.

Joe's a bit more wrinkled on account that his intake of black children grinded into pepperoni has taken a hit since Tomlinson honed in on his territories.
Hildy still has a soft look to his dome on account of all that cum he takes from sci-fi writers. He's a fat looking piece of shit.